Ten thoughts

Courtesy of Rico's friend Kelley, these ten thoughts to ponder in 2010:

Number Ten: Life is sexually transmitted.
Number Nine: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number Eight: Men have two emotions, hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number Seven: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number Six: Some people are like a Slinky; not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number Five: Health nuts are going to feel really stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number Four: All of us could take a lesson from the weather: it pays no attention to criticism.
Number Three: Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30?
Number Two: In the Sixties, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
and the Number One thought for 2010 is: Life is like a jar of jalapeño peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.