The reports of his death are greatly exaggerated

al-Reuters has the story of the non-story:

An Internet report claiming that Apple chief executive Steve Jobs has had a heart attack is not true, the company said on Friday. Responding to a report in iReport, a citizen journalist web site owned and operated by Time Warner's CNN, Apple spokesman Steve Dowling told Reuters by email: "It is not true."
The report claimed Jobs was rushed to the emergency room after suffering "a major heart attack."
Asked for for further details about the status of Jobs' health, Dowling repeated: "The story is not true."
The report has since been removed from iReport. A CNN spokesman was not immediately available for comment.

Rico says it's funny how, after they screw up, no one wants to talk about it...