New delusional structure

Youvebeenleftbehind.com, for a mere forty bucks a year, will allow true believers to trigger messages to their loved ones when they are raptured: "The website, based in Massachusetts, is run by a small team of Christians who must log on every day to indicate that the rapture has not yet taken place. If enough of them fail to log in, however, the system assumes that the second coming is nigh and sends out messages from all its subscribers. "The people on my team are Christians who expect to be raptured," Mark Heard, the site's creator, told the Guardian. "They must continually log in to the system. The team is spread out as far apart in the US as is possible to prevent against more than one member being taken out by attack, natural disaster, or epidemic." The site suggests preparing messages which could prove useful to those who remain on earth, which are then fired off if the second coming of Jesus happens.


Rico says he doesn't expect any of his friends to pony up forty bucks a year to tell him they've been magically transported to Jesus but, just in case, he's telling them right now not to bother...