Lucky

al-Reuters has a report about a Canadian woman who found a brand-new grenade, property of the Canadian army, in her backyard in Edmonton. "She took it to her local police station, where officers told her to carefully place it on the lawn. Police called in the bomb squad, which determined the item was a grenade, still in its packaging and belonging to the Canadian military. The technicians made sure the package was secure and called military personnel in to dispose of the ordnance."

Rico says someone's ass is going in a sling over this one... ('Can you spell court martial?')