Rico apologizes for the warming

According to the Los Angeles Times, obesity is a cause of global warming: "In a letter published Friday in the medical journal Lancet, two scientists write that obese people are disproportionately responsible for high food prices and greenhouse gas emissions because they consume 18% more food energy due to their greater body mass -- and require increased quantities of fuel to transport themselves and the food they eat."

A commenter to the article rants: "What a crock of crap. I suppose taxi cabs promote prostitution, cow's milk promotes bestiality, and being born white promotes racial conflict, too."

Rico says he couldn't have ranted it better himself...