Indicted? How about waterboarding?

Seems that "two small Chinese companies and their US importer were indicted Wednesday by a federal grand jury for their roles in producing pet food blamed for the deaths of more than 4,000 cats and dogs. Facing the prospect of trial in the U.S., assuming Beijing would give them up, are Mao Linzhun, owner and manager of Xuzhou Anying Biologic Technology Development, a small processor of plant proteins in the city of Xuzhou; and Chen Zhen Hao, president of Suzhou Textiles, a Chinese export broker that shipped XAC's products to the US. The grand jury also indicted Sally Qing Miller, a 41-year-old Chinese national, and her American husband, 55-year-old Stephen S. Miller, who own Las Vegas-based ChemNutra, a buyer and importer of food and food components from China."

If his cat died from bad food, Rico says they'd be happy to go to jail rather than face his wrath...