Quote of the day

According to Iranian Mullah Hassani, unveiled women are like buses: anyone can ride them.
Well, being a learned man, he parsed it a little finer than that, of course; he divided women into three groups:

The first group are the women who are badly veiled who are like buses who everyone and anyone can ride.
The second group are women who are wearing scarves without Islamic overcoats; they are like taxis who only pick up certain passengers.
And finally, in the third group there are women like my wife who are like donkeys who let only one person ride them.

If Rico had said that, everyone would have howled... (As did his wife, undoubtedly, for being compared to a donkey.)