Shooting yourself in the dick

Seems that KGO talkshow host Bernie Ward went well over the line, and got caught.
Lesson One: if you're interested in child porn, don't send it via email to someone you barely know. They might not be amused, and might turn your pathetic ass into the cops. (As happened in this case, and good on them that did.)
Lesson Two: if you fail lesson one, try the old "oh, I was just compiling all those naked pictures of kids for my upcoming book on right-wing hypocrisy over child porn" line. Who knows, if you can say it with a straight face, it might work...
Lesson Three: do not send this stuff to Rico; he will hunt you down (in actuality, not virtually) and cut off parts of your anatomy with garden shears...