Vegans? Nah.

The Washington Post has an article by Christopher Wanjek, the author of Hey, Einstein!, a comical nature-versus-nurture tale about raising clones of Albert Einstein in less than ideal settings (his column, Bad Medicine, appears regularly on LiveScience), about how we got smart:

Vegetarian, vegan, and raw diets can be healthful, probably far more healthful than the typical American diet. But to call these diets “natural” for humans is a bit of a stretch in terms of evolution, according to two recent studies. Eating meat and cooking food made us human, the studies suggest, enabling the brains of our prehuman ancestors to grow dramatically over a few million years. Although this isn’t the first such assertion from archaeologists and evolutionary biologists, the new studies demonstrate that it would have been biologically implausible for humans to evolve such a large brain on a raw, vegan diet and that meat-eating was a crucial element of human evolution at least a million years before the dawn of humankind.
At the core of this research is the understanding that the modern human brain consumes twenty percent of the body’s energy at rest, twice that of other primates. Meat and cooked foods were needed to provide the necessary calorie boost to feed a growing brain.
One study, published last month in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, examined the brain size of several primates. For the most part, larger bodies have larger brains across species. Yet humans have exceptionally large, neuron-rich brains for our body size, while gorillas, though three times as massive as humans, have smaller brains with one-third the neurons.
The answer, it seems, is the gorillas’ raw, vegan diet (devoid of animal protein), which requires hours upon hours of eating to provide enough calories to support their mass.
Researchers from Brazil, led by Suzana Herculano-Houzel, a neuroscientist at the Federal University of Rio de Janeiro, calculated that adding neurons to the primate brain comes at a fixed cost of approximately six calories per billion neurons.
For gorillas to evolve a humanlike brain, they would need an additional eight hundred calories a day, which would require two more hours of feeding, the authors wrote. A gorilla already spends as much as eighty percent of the tropics’ twelve hours of daylight eating. Similarly, early humans eating only raw vegetation would have needed to munch for more than nine hours a day to consume enough calories, the researchers calculated. Thus, a raw, vegan diet would have been unlikely, given the danger and other difficulties of gathering so much food.
Cooking makes more foods edible year-round and releases more nutrients and calories from both vegetables and meat, Herculano-Houzel said. “The bottom line is, it is certainly possible to survive on an exclusively raw diet in our modern day, but it was most likely impossible to survive on an exclusively raw diet when our species appeared”, Herculano-Houzel told LiveScience.
The study puts an upper limit on how big a brain is able to grow while on a premodern raw, vegan diet. But the researchers could not determine when daily cooking began. Was it about a quarter-million years ago, when humans were nearly fully evolved with big brains, which is supported by archaeological findings? Or was it about a million years ago, when pre-humans began their most dramatic brain-growth spurt, an era for which there is little archaeological evidence of controlled fires for cooking?
If cooking wasn’t routine before the dawn of modern humans, eating meat certainly was.
The second study, published in October of 2015 by the journal PLoS ONE, examined the remains of a prehuman toddler who died from malnutrition about a million years ago. Shards of a skull found in modern-day Tanzania reveal that the child had porotic hyperostosis, a type of spongy bone growth associated with low levels of dietary iron and vitamins B9 and B12, the result of a diet lacking animal products in a species that requires them. The child was around the weaning age. So either the child’s mother’s breast milk lacked key nutrients, or the child himself did not consume enough nutrients directly from meat or eggs. Either way, the finding implies that meat must have been an integral, and not sporadic, element of the prehuman diet more than a million years ago, said the study’s lead author, Manuel Dominguez-Rodrigo, an archaeologist at Complutense University in Madrid, Spain.
This supports the theory that meat fueled human brain evolution because meat, from arachnids to zebras, was plentiful on the African savanna, where humans evolved, and is the best package of calories, proteins, fats, and Vitamin B12 needed for brain growth and maintenance.
“Carnivore animals, whether terrestrial or aquatic, are bigger-brained than herbivores,” Dominguez-Rodrigo told LiveScience. He added that “there is no traditional society that live as vegans,” essentially because it wouldn’t be possible to get Vitamin B12, which is only available in animal products.
Both sets of researchers said their conclusion— that cooked food and meat were necessary for human brain development— is not a statement of how the human diet must have been, but rather how it likely was in order to make humans “human”.
With supermarkets and refrigeration, humans today can and increasingly do eat a vegetarian or vegan diet year-round. Given the amount of heart-stopping saturated fats in factory-produced animal products, a plant-based diet can be more healthful.
Yet both extremes of the meat argument, the unapologetic meat-eater and the raw vegan, should remember that few of today’s so-called natural foods were around as little as a few hundred years ago, from the modern invention called corn-fed beef to genetically altered strains of Queen Anne’s lace called the carrot. There are many reasons to go vegetarian, go vegan and even go raw, but evolution isn’t one of them.

Rico says he's just as happy; he likes his meat.... (And, if we could've made Vitamin D, we've all still been black...)