A close shave with the law

Rico says that his friend Dave, of course, had to follow a clean one with a dirty one:

The California Highway Patrol in the Los Angeles area recently found some
amusement filling out reports in a series of car accidents. As it turned out, drivers were losing control and running into other vehicles upon seeing a giant vagina displayed on the front part of an oncoming car. The CHP started frantically looking for the dangerous mobile pubis and came upon the tracks of a young art student named Nelly Node. Nelly's passion for the arts made the young woman photograph her own crotch and put the enlarged photo on her Volkswagen Beetle. Nelly was preparing for her college course
work in which she analyzed the art of design.
She was proudly driving her 'vaginal beetle', until the CHP arrested her. The court ruled that Nelly's car was creating a dangerous situation on the road, and she had to paint over her car's hood. She, obviously, "muffed" her chance at fame. Thankfully, it got "snatched" off the road by the "fuzz" before someone else had a needless "crack" up...

Here's a picture of her car before she had to repaint it: