Nasty thing

Rico says the ladyfriend found, after a trip to the new bucolic country home of his friend Stefan, one of these little bastards crawling on her, fortunately before it burrowed in and started sucking blood.
Rico was able to remove and destroy it, but it gave him hours of the creepy-crawlies (and, no, not the 'Creeoy' Crawley character, played by Lewis Black on The Big Bang Theory)...