Last kiss

Rico says his father forwards this:

A group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge, so they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked through a group of gawkers, past the Illinois state trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and said: "Hey, baby, whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She said, tearfully: "I'm going to commit suicide..."
While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either, so he asked: "Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe, why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that. It was a long, deep, lingering kiss, followed immediately by another, even better one. After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then said: "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.