Stealing is bad

It's fortunately only Kentucky bourbon, not Scots whisky, otherwise it'd be a hanging offense, but Elliot Hannon has a Slate article about the theft:

If you’re going steal whiskey, it might as well be good whiskey. You wouldn’t walk into an art gallery and steal Bob Ross’ “greatest” hits; no, you go after the Van Goghs. That’s (metaphorically) exactly what happened in Kentucky, when it was discovered this week that a thief had fleeced the Buffalo Trace Distillery to the tune of 65 cases of Pappy Van Winkle bourbon.
The haul comes out to some $26,000 of Pappy. And that’s probably not even the street value of the stuff. The stolen bottles of the twenty-year-old reserve stock retail for $130 a pop, but fetch “$300 or $400 a bottle” when resold, according to local police. “Most liquor stores get only a few bottles a year, and draw up wait-lists with hundreds of names,” Bloomberg Businessweek explains.
“This is the mac daddy,” the local county sheriff said of the crime to the State-Journal. He suspects the heist of some of the world’s most sought after bourbon was an inside job.

Rico says someone will eventually go to jail for this, but for bourbon? Dumb.