Rico says he told the
Olympics joke about fencing to the guys putting up the new fence at
Redleaf, and got told this one in turn:
A construction crew gets its instructions from the boss:
To the black guy, he says: "You'll be given a sledgehammer and a wheelbarrow, so you'll smash up that pile of rocks and move it to this side of the site."
To the white guy, he says: "You'll be given a shovel and a wheelbarrow, so you'll move that pile of sand over to the other side of the site."
To the Chinese guy, he says: "You're in charge of supplies. I'm going to the office, and I expect all this to be done when I get back."
When he gets back, however, nothing's changed. The pile of rocks is still the same size, and in the same place, as is the pile of sand. He pissed. "What the fuck happened? You guys were supposed to have all this done by now."
Just then the Chinese guy pops up out of the pile of sand: "Su'plise!"
Rico says, okay, that was
bad, but what do you expect from a working stiff...
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