The value of a Catholic education

Rico says his friend Tex sends this:

Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic school; usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping: 'Tell me, Susie, who created the universe?'
When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny, her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.
The nun said: 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. A little later, the nun asked Susie: 'Who is our Lord and Savior?'
But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.
The nun once again said: 'Very good'.
Susie fell back asleep.
The nun asked her a third question: 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'
Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time, Susie jumped up and shouted: 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'
The nun fainted.

Rico says he used to fall asleep in a portable classroom (it was hot in there, being after lunch in California, and the teacher was boring, but he aced the Constitution test anyway, even without benefit of Johnny's Number Two pencil)...