An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather, Abdullah, in a nursing home. All the Arab facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian home.After a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit him. "How do you like it here?" asked the grandson."It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," said Abdullah."We're so happy for you," said the granddaughter. "We were worried that this was the wrong place for you, since you are a little different from everyone.""Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents," Abdullah said, with a big smile. "There's a musician here; he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in twenty years, and yet everyone still calls him Maestro! There is a judge in here who is 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in thirty years, and everyone still calls him Your Honor! There's a dentist here; he's ninety years old. He hasn't fixed a tooth for 25 years, and everyone still calls him Doctor! And me? I haven't had sex for 35 years, and they still call me The Fucking Arab...
10 September 2012
Politically incorrect for the day
Rico says his friend Tex sends this:
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