Rico's rants: Redneck jokes

16 November 2011

Redneck jokes

Rico says his mother (who lives among them without being one) sends along these:

Redneck Yard Swing

A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'till she's fourteen...

Redneck Cooler

How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel? When you call the front desk and say: "I gotta leak in my sink", and the clerk replies: "Go ahead."

Redneck Cellar (also bomb shelter, rec room and guest cabin)

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They raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32.

Seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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Redneck Limo

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Why it's so hard to solve the murder of a Redneck:

1) The DNA is all the same

2) There are no dental records

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Redneck Mailbox

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Who invented the toothbrush? A Redneck!

If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teethbrush

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Redneck Time Out

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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?

The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

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Redneck Weenie Roast

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A new law was recently passed: when a Redneck couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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Redneck Wheelchair

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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's

Mansion burned down?

Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went up in flames, and the Governor hadn't even finished colorin' one of 'em.

Redneck Thanksgiving (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)