Texas joke for the day

Rico says his friend Mild Bill sends along this one:

Seems a Texan made a California rolling stop at a stop sign, and got pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license and insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.
"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see you have a CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"
"Yes, sir, I am."
"Well, then, better tell me what you got."
Smith says: "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."
"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, in the trunk there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."
"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range?"
"Nope."
"Well, then, what are you afraid of?"
Smith shrugged. "Not a damned thing."