20 November 2010

Not as funny if you're old like Rico

Rico says, courtesy of hus father, this old-age joke:
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly checkup. The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said: "Things are great, and I've never felt better. I now have a twenty-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that, Doc?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story: "I have an older friend, much like you. An avid hunter, he never misses a season. One day, he was setting off to go hunting but, in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home, and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went 'bang, bang'. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?' asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said: "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied: "My point exactly."

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