A plane crashes in the middle of rural Iowa. Panic stricken, the local sheriff's office mobilizes and descendes on the farm in force. When they got there, however, the disaster was clear: the aircraft was totally destroyed, with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a treeline that bordered a farm. The sheriff and his men entered the immense smoking mess, but could find no remains of anyone.Rico says this notion is far too prevalent in the electorate...
They spotted a lone farmer, not too far away, plowing a field as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor. "Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?".
"Yep. Sure did." the farmer said unconcernedly, cutting off the tractor's engine.
"Did you realize that it's the airplane of the President of the United States?"
"Yep. Says so right on the side."
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They was all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most o' the mornin'."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff shouted.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't, but you know how that sumbitch lies."
26 August 2010
They really don't like the guy
Rico says the sender of this is not known to be anti-Obama, but here it is anyway:
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