Walking through his field, an Amish farmer notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. He shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!" ("Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!")
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"
The Amish man shouts back: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"
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