Not the nose

Rico says they're finally getting news reports to stop using 'swine flu' as a descriptor for swine flu. It's seen as an unnecessary slur on pigs, and leads to stupidities like the Egyptians killing all theirs. The flu is now being (properly) referred to as the H1N1 virus.
The ladyfriend pointed out, however, that if you just look at that word, it reads like "hinee" or "hiney", and she wondered how you get a virus in the hiney; with difficulty, Rico kept himself from mentioning the obvious...