Nah, terrorists would never do that...

From the Exit 4 blog: "The Texas Sheriff's Border Coalition has taken note of a rising trend... The pseudo-immigrants have been known to leave behind tell-tale signs, like Iranian currency and Arabic military badges... The smugglers are well aware that these are not your every day border crossers, and jack their fees up accordingly. The going rate to smuggle across non-Latinos these days is pushing $50,000."

But I'm sure they're only paying fifty grand to get one of those minimum-wage gardening and crop-picking jobs Americans won't do...