Arguing with cats

Rico says that the conversation would go something like this:

Okay, I'm a human, you're a cat.
Meow?We're diurnal, you're crepuscular.
Meow?We eat a wide variety of food. You eat nasty crunchy stuff.
Meow?We get up in the morning and do stuff. You sleep most of the day.
Meow?We only throw up when we're really sick, not when we've licked off too much hair, which we don't have anyway.
Meow?You're not as cute as you think you are.
Meow?

Rico says that, since cats supposedly think of us as just bigger cats, he did the math and realized that, if things were proportionally reversed, he would have a cat master of approximately a ton and a half: