17 April 2014

Confidence


Rico says his arch-perv friend Dave sends this one:

A Navy pilot (a Top Gun type) walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch.
The woman, noticing this, asks: "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies. "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was testing it."
The woman, intrigued, says: "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The pilot says: "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The woman says: "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies: "Well it must be broken, because I am wearing panties!"
The pilot taps the watch and says: "Damn thing's an hour fast."

That is confidence...

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