My new neighbor

Rico's old friend Tex forwards this:

This is my new neighbor:

She's single.
She lives right across the road.
I can see her place from my deck.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door. I rushed to open it; she looks at me and says: "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this really strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?"
I quickly replied: "Nope, I'm free, and I have no plans at all!"
She said: "Great! Could you watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen really sucks.