On drones

Rico says his friend Dave forwards this about drones, from Darl Wayne "Ace" Jewell, Fort Hill High School, Cumberland, Maryland Class of 1945, Rear Seat Gunner AMMC (CAC) at the end of World War Two, twenty-plus years a naval aviator in the Korean War and Vietnam; retired, now about 88 (they don't make them like Ace any more):

Drones will not...
...be late to briefings,
...start fights at happy hour,
...destroy clubs,
...attempt to seduce others' dates,
...purchase huge watches,
...insult other Services,
...sing O'Leary's Balls,
...dance on tables,
...yell Show us your tits!
...or do all of the other things that we know win wars!