Scam for the day

Rico says, with an opening line like "Are you die or alive?", who wouldn't rush right off to Nigeria:

ARE YOU DIE OR ALIVE

re: INHERITANCE FUND TRANSFER NOTIFICATION

This is to confirm where you stated that you did not send anybody to come and claim your fund, now you have made us to understand that you did not sent Mrs. TINA RAY we will hand her over to the authority.
Note that she actually tendered some vital document which proved that you actually sent her for the collection of these funds. Below is the list of the documents which she tendered to bank:
          1. letter of administration. 2. High court injunction. 3. Order to release.
Due to the nature of my job, i cannot afford to make any mistake in releasing these funds to anyone except you who is the recognized true beneficiary to these funds. Note that I asked her to come back next week so i can verify this fact from you first.
You are advice to come to Nigeria to claim your card and sign all the necessary document that legalize you as the rightfully beneficiary of the fund, we are not asking you to pay any money if only you can come to the country and sign all the document and pick your card with you.

Your name:
Your tell phone number or fax:
House address:
A copy of ID card

Finally you are worn not to send any money to any body that claim he will send to you your card You are advice not to reply any email that did not come from me We are waiting to hear from you

 REGARDS,
DR. JOE KOON
DIRECTOR ATM PAYMENT DEPT.
TEL: +234-8166291202

Rico says he is congenitally incapable of not correcting the hideous misspellings in these things, but he's left a few (including the lowercase 'i' and the capitalized name of Ms. Ray) to show what morons these guys are (and what a moron you'd be to respond)...