Alphabet soup

Rico says his friend Tex sends this one:

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said: "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asked: "What does that mean?"
He said: "Adorable. Beautiful. Cute. Delightful. Elegant. Foxy. Gorgeous. Hot."
She smiled happily and said: "Oh, that's so lovely. What about I, J, and K?"
He said: "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.