Speaking of experts

Rico says he can thank his eye surgeon (see below) for improving his vision by removing one (with the other to follow) of the rapid-onset cataracts created by the steroids they gave him to save his life four years ago, but which caused a significant (but only detectible now that it's gone) loss of color and sharpness. (Though, if the women he knows had any idea of how many wrinkles he sees now, they'd insist on everyone getting cataracts...)