Politically incorrect? Ya think?

Rico says a family member (who shall remain nameless for their own protection) sends along these:

In a local sports bar the other night, I lost the trivia quiz by one point. The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? The answer, apparently, is Africa. One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans and African Americans were not the correct answers.
I've heard that Apple scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented iPod, after belatedly realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
A new Muslim clothing store opened near here, but I've been banned from it, after going in and asking to look at some bomber jackets.
You can say a lot of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
A friend of mine just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a moustache." (And they call me a pervert!)
I just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche, and mentioned it on FaceBook, noting: "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know, four thousand Muslims have added me as a friend...
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied: "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”
The Red Cross knocked at my door, asking if I could help with the floods in Pakistan. I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of the driveway.

Like Larry the Cable Guy says: that's funny, I don't care who you are...