Wu shu pork

Rico says sometimes the writeup in Netflix is, charitably, better than the actual movie:

A man named Fatty returns home to find his wife with another man. He goes to a bar and begins to drink, waking up the next day to find that he owes a mafioso money for killing his wife. Not wanting to pay the money, he enlists a militia organization, only to find the leader a psychopath who seeks revenge on his brother, whom the mafioso tortured. The psycho blames Fatty, and kills his mother and young daughter. Fatty must kill the psycho to survive.

His friend Kelley got Wu Shu, a Chinese action movie. (Rico uses the term loosely.)
Wu Shu is, if not the worst movie ever made, certainly tied for first place with whatever might be...
Do not, under any circumstances, buy or rent this movie; you have been warned.