He's doomed

Bill Austin forwards this one:

After twenty years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. Starting at her neck, his fingers began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, and slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just above her lower belly. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressing past the side of her breast again. Working down her side, he passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. He then proceeded up her inner thigh and stopped just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over, and began to watch television.
She'd become quite aroused by the caressing and, in a husky voice, asked "That was wonderful. Why did you stop?"
He said "I found the remote."

Rico says it's funny, but also all too true...