Rico says that, according to his friend Kelley, this is a test of the new ALQ-56-1111 'ClusterFuck' device. Designed for deployment in Middle Eastern theatres, it is designed to reduce casualties by, upon detonation, spreading a mist of ground pork over the attacking force or, in some cases, covering the ground they must cross. It is projected to have collateral advantages. For example, a jihadi might be forced into paralyzing anxiety as he realizes that his intended action against the infidel will gain him entry to Paradise, but he will arrive there beslimed with pork, which will get him cast out into the arms of Satan. A hand-grenade version is being developed.
07 March 2009
An insidious device
Rico says that, according to his friend Kelley, this is a test of the new ALQ-56-1111 'ClusterFuck' device. Designed for deployment in Middle Eastern theatres, it is designed to reduce casualties by, upon detonation, spreading a mist of ground pork over the attacking force or, in some cases, covering the ground they must cross. It is projected to have collateral advantages. For example, a jihadi might be forced into paralyzing anxiety as he realizes that his intended action against the infidel will gain him entry to Paradise, but he will arrive there beslimed with pork, which will get him cast out into the arms of Satan. A hand-grenade version is being developed.
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In'shalla!
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