Hillary that you can play with

From Newsmax.com:
Hillary thinks she can get away from her record by rewriting her history and that of her husband’s sordid administration.
We’re calling her bluff with the Deck of Hillary, which raises the ante by spilling everything that her highness doesn’t want you to know. You’ll find out all about her:
•Outrageous rantings about Jews and Minorities
•Hilariously half-hearted defenses of hubby Bill
• Comical explanations for why men hate her so much
•Bizarre claim that Christians can’t be Republicans
•Hillary promises she wouldn’t run for the Senate and she won’t run for president
•The unbelievable comments made to Secret Service agents, state troopers, presidential mistresses and other working stiffs
•Deep-seated paranoid theories on why the Republicans are opposed to her
•Knee-slapping comment about Bill’s relative in the KKK
•Her angry orders about the White House American flag
•Hillary's explanation as to why so many women are becoming lesbians

Don’t worry, the cards are suitable for all audiences, because we’ve bleeped out Hillary’s frequent use of profanity.
In four suits of the deck, we tell Hillary’s unvarnished story:
The Spades reveal “The real Hillary” – including her phony claims she was a duck hunter and a Marine recruit.
The Hearts tenderly and not so tenderly describe “Bill & Me” – her decades-long business and political partnership with her husband, the impeached former president.
The Diamonds recount her diamond-hard reign as “The First Lady.” Learn what she really thought of the Secret Service – and about the special Secret Service Free Zone she created around herself!
The Clubs, appropriately, offer Hillary “The Feminist.” And yes, girls like baseball, too. Hillary was a Yankees fan. How do we know? Because she said so.
And as for the Jokers, they expose Hillary’s two biggest concoctions in recent memory – you’ll just have to see them for yourself.

Rico says these cards are a must-have for Hillary fans everywhere...