Take your spells and...

...shove 'em up your satanic butts.
I keep getting spam these days from people flogging various magickal spells and satanic worship, and they all start out the same way: "Have you seen the new movie Wicker Man?"
Well, yes, I have seen Wicker Man. But I saw the original, made back in 1973 with Edward Woodward in the lead role, and it made the current version look like classic Hollywood puke. (You can see comparative reviews here (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070917/ ) and here (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0450345/) or here (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/wicker_man/). How they ever got Nick Cage to do so badly, I will never know...)
Remakes are rarely as good as the original, and this was no exception.