https://apple.news/AKo_n9_CkS6-aoxQWqMxWqg

Rico says the NK are still jerks...

https://apple.news/Ag3Zl4J5jSvCOHlWoBpr96Q

Rico says whatever works...

https://apple.news/ANKFHifOKQTeGi0awDVrPoA

Rico says a dangerous idiot...

https://apple.news/AwKOYtaUKRjW8NJecEBsviQ

Rico says another idiot...

https://apple.news/Ah0VP4MxNSGmXskfb_Ab82A

Rico says women always get the worst of it...

https://apple.news/A0Lgp3ai0QbmEIbhOyyFUgg

Rico says he'll be surprised if Trump picks a woman...

https://apple.news/A_yyQuMZqTbKIniHqlGWe_g

Rico says he's probably exempt...

https://apple.news/A_WaBpfNNRYK3KYUnJ7jvxg

Rico says his descended a long time ago...

https://apple.news/AIWhP3qV_S-uHq0Jom_xvqQ

Rico says that'll be interesting...

https://apple.news/Av1MZx0UwRsKadCeCy1Z_EQ

Rico says better late than never...

https://apple.news/AbazKcyMISqCh7neVJZxGEg

Must've been the wrong time of the month...

https://apple.news/AbazKcyMISqCh7neVJZxGEg

Rico says nothing worse than a testy flight attendant (guess we can't call them stewardesses any more...)

https://apple.news/AEN1d1oHSTtertTwMW8T9NA

Rico says it's amazing anyone gets born...

https://apple.news/AMZ1R844LSxGSNZolWsc1iQ

The world is full of pretty things, big and small...

https://apple.news/AEIdBv4ANT3e39war4ehu3g

Bad trade...

https://apple.news/AeFnTyoLGTjGQJecXWvnsxg

Rico says birds are dumb, lions are meat-eaters...

https://apple.news/AWnSoifRYT1uduqfds_iAMw

Rico says volcanoes are nasty...

https://apple.news/AFU17AB6EQE-q1-ZvthFCIQ

Rico says he still thinks his Texas Rangers solution would work...

https://apple.news/AEN1d1oHSTtertTwMW8T9NA

As if the world needed more...

https://apple.news/AQnZJITVtRQGNj1iXE87N8A

Another loser with gubs...

Napoleon was imprisoned there...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Helena

https://apple.news/AWaHKs7N7RP-cTewel9h5AQ

Rico says a bad way to go...

https://apple.news/AruQ9nd5VSACnw_bZhDaMpg

Rico says another place he won't be visiting anytime soon...

https://apple.news/AUli-3IMYR9u1ek4n03TLIA

Musk may be rich, but he's smart...

https://apple.news/Ahy_PBzUlTqOG_EWKw4-LOw

Rico says yet another one...

https://apple.news/AwaS1DGPtReiwPR3PD8oy7Q

Germans can be cruel...

https://apple.news/AmX_15bDET8GKUpv7PLxu4w

Rich people ain't always smart...

https://apple.news/A1DBYHEw0Qfey4s4hRALnhw

Schmucks...

https://apple.news/AayaKZvOhSs606bh_poTu5Q

More poor journalism...

https://apple.news/A49PkBwpQTSuPqT9Kt4BOvQ

Rico says too bad they can't get their act together...

https://apple.news/A49PkBwpQTSuPqT9Kt4BOvQ

Rico says they can't get their act together...

https://apple.news/ArrWza8YCSeW693WCViDWuw

Rico says the Germans don't like losing...

https://apple.news/Ag1wNY8vDTGaBTNo-39di1Q

Rico says okay, life, but other...

https://apple.news/ACwlrhfh6S_a0WDMYJia-7w

Rico says better there than LA or Northern California...

https://apple.news/AWiy4HotuSh2eoklyVSTxXQ

As usual, these guys should be publicaly besten...

https://apple.news/Alvui30VXQVSya4kPwNr5VQ

Apple does it again...

https://apple.news/AvlO32UNgRDW81TUss3__RQ

Rico says he knew Musk would make it...

https://apple.news/AGtsmID3RQPOdF4zIsxsMpQ

As usual, we won't know until later...

https://apple.news/Aqy-Ey6A5Tyut_jDSvobADw

Rico says someone should show him where the caps-lock key is...

https://apple.news/AHphSsddYRsSzdsEuFCjGkA

Rico says he's never been in a Union, but this'll hurt...

https://apple.news/AZZbvW44nTgqSTtq1zjHszA

Rico says so much for the separation of church & state...

https://apple.news/AsVqRoBoaS5qw9Nev1aomyQ

Rico says that'd be a good thing...

https://apple.news/AIAg2ElV0RW2BKGOOmueorQ

Rico insists on subtitles, and is pissed at anything (mostly commercials) that doesn't have them.

https://apple.news/AFxlL4N1YQcSMt6-jDQyiUw

Rico says much to-do over nothing...

https://apple.news/ArNcuDAUaR8qiDpDePoDBbw

Rico says GPS won't replace The Knowledge...

https://apple.news/AT33wcEEwQiiTFS6T9sFA5Q

Maybe we should elect the president of H-D next time...

https://apple.news/A6MaWae2vRYK5qHAks_ms_g

Rico says, nah, he's just POTUS...

Trump only played a genius businessman on TV...

https://apple.news/Ay2MHVGWvRE-wig7WQaM0eA

Rico says it's the reverse of the Duchess of Suffolk...

https://apple.news/A97vAbnkzTWWr_A6kQ6yeLw

Rico says this won't be good news for Trump...

https://apple.news/AqY2J-7zLRvqsRPyW91WoTA

Rico says, okay, the guy's a little weird...

https://apple.news/AZXxRTxAiTAmZXJKvuQqCqw

Rico says the whole thing is delusional...

https://apple.news/A2TVy7mrcQXuaRSsizvNiPg

Rico says they guy is smart and rich...

https://apple.news/AUZsSeDhPQZescfMcQqztWQ

Rico says anything for kids...

https://apple.news/Au4F4GJ2jSImdVxZCZGJSAw

Rico says no man should get a vote...

https://apple.news/ApAHqonzVR-ulEBaic3H8iw

Rico says Mexican Harley's?

https://apple.news/AdhzWM8VcQpGjuvMNOWQrYw

Rico says another bad guy gets his...

https://apple.news/AFvlZYDaGTueTddHv10q3jA

Rico says Trump wins one...

https://apple.news/AHFiIAqQGRBWrT_apCYkKPA

Rico says they'll be better...

https://apple.news/AzODwQk9ORFqLpkU7pei6Jw

Rico says ya gotta love Apple...

https://apple.news/A0Qs0amKyQWSCBYVck1f0Ag

Rico says good stuff ain't cheap...

https://apple.news/Aq-t9OlI0T9e43y7FmHjJBQ

Rico says you can't beat Fallon...

https://apple.news/AuJNx8O90TmGhoSfGoJBrQQ

Rico says it'll be great...

https://apple.news/AglxMfX5ZQ6aSzIiDfCM_HQ

Rico says this is bad history...

https://apple.news/AqvSdw2IfSpOzuppkwHhE-A

Rico says, given their attitude, you didn't see this here...

https://apple.news/Ad0JcHAugQU6rUp4OZSyvFg

Rico says CMU does smart things...

https://apple.news/Apnnqv_1QQg629DQ1qrMQkA

No loss...

https://apple.news/AXGXHR5YiRkexo1x2kNLOZQ

Rico says garlic is no loss...

https://apple.news/A4V2PoVXISgOjQ1HNaKQAtA

Rico says they're at it again...

Rico says he thought it was just an ad, but seems it's real...

http://www.newsweek.com/dominos-paving-pizza-why-chain-filling-potholes-across-america-971585

https://apple.news/ATStuJC7lRze-rX5iw2aZCQ

Rico says a rich lying sumbitch is still a lying sumbitch...

https://apple.news/A8PZ6dbCRS7SFhhkzNF-9sw

Rico says Nawlins deserved better...

https://apple.news/AB9G0ACVeTmiJ70i9e-eo_Q

Rico says no surprise there...

Rico says he'd like to call 1-800-Gambler and bitch about not winning the lottery...

https://apple.news/AjIVIXnIoT9G-gd27FpFr_A

Rico says he always thought it was stupid...

https://apple.news/AIWO5eXR5QbW-ZGY44xiqEA

Rico says Steve Jobs would insist...

https://apple.news/AF2aaAJWgS8uQMsITqTJ_RQ

Rico says blue moon he knows, but blue dunes are new...

https://apple.news/ArSbwsKo5RgSBOFqQP7K15w

Rico says the Arctic never intrigued him...

https://apple.news/AsJQA8Nq5TyGKDPUlcJ-Lrg

Another Trump idiot...

https://apple.news/ALYdOOPx0S7O9HM62EC2G5w

If we could make things better where they live, they wouldn't come here...

Watching "Live PD" shows why 'felony stupid was invented...

https://apple.news/AhxPk7jIxRxCOkpcqrv_FVQ

Rico says the Russians paid a high price for that, but returned the favor in Berlin in 1945...

https://apple.news/AmwyIzehuR6CNl2tITUTMvw

Rico says they won't last long, unfortunately...

https://apple.news/Aj0P7XaP9RFOxo8FEXhZT-Q

Rico says humans will kill anything they can eat...

https://apple.news/AY_TDbOK0SNiOo0J2ahe8Lg

Rico says it's hard to coexist with thing that want to eat you...

https://apple.news/Avu-0km0ETcOJ-N4rZvDADQ

Rico says it'll be nice if it works...

https://apple.news/AIZCmiJ8oQzCLsrH8ULPJDA

Rico says he's happy not to need this.

https://apple.news/AdybqEVHhTcKH3T-hwNmtlA

Rico says they're unlikely heroes...

https://apple.news/ASXwcEY_YSd2o1kVCSLx_Lw

Rico says still an ugly case...

https://apple.news/AxiOLcW2cRte-PyJhAkb2ew

Rico says this will please no one.

https://apple.news/AWdiTdeyETZSPuHdhlZWYyA

More stupidity...

https://apple.news/Ah6JMrtLASKqq-oYM9jTa0A

Rico says good political art...

https://apple.news/AD9qezq9kQcmoHMFrf1XnOA

Rico says yet another reason to kill mosquitoes...

https://apple.news/AHhIteOAGS6iaQzXf_WK9xg

Rico says gotta kill more mosquitoes...

https://apple.news/ANESlXo3BQJyySlqXrFm8jA

Rico says no solution yet...

https://apple.news/AyAanwigGTZ-bxHLRtwS_4w

Rico says they'll change things...

https://apple.news/AyPiF5_tRSGG4QRCMl2_K7Q

Rico says more fake news...

https://apple.news/ACNnEY_tzQDO27nGsegNmjg

Rico says the usual gummint fuckup...

https://apple.news/ApDMRgHPiQBqoasl2CUO3Nw

Sad, but no one asked them to come...

https://apple.news/ApDMRgHPiQBqoasl2CUO3Nw

Fake news, as usual...

https://apple.news/ARIVnd1wsQt617odugDqrpw

Rico says Scripture can be bent to say almost anything...

https://apple.news/AbCtOAWEjQ8GEyfD3jZLI6A

Rico says that'll piss off the gummint...

https://apple.news/AL50jfSCLSVmHdRVuVXAjEA

Rico says another Trump idiot...

https://apple.news/ApEf3udx_SEaSnO6aRCgB5w

Another good one gone...

https://apple.news/AgWofg-LhRkSzfjKc5xLNXA

Rico says they don't want to get involved, either...

https://apple.news/AnbXgzZBVS9uOB0WQPYOC0w

She's just as clueless as he is...

https://apple.news/AcEYJadW0RQG7_1ZtP6csvQ

Rico says Trump, clueless? No surprise there...

https://apple.news/AXnQCCJKDTgefk4M2vYdJ2w

Rico says that's overdue...

https://apple.news/AjWeG9oSaSpyvwSkm-TRYrg

Rico says, finally, a good guy with a gub...

https://apple.news/AjV-aHkfbQamBxyIzim9zBA

Rico says every year...

https://apple.news/AbsrkNWS6SHCWtuo6M52WfQ

Rico says another first...

https://apple.news/AvIj4TxD3QL2s4I53QmvoHA

Rico says you'd think they were smarter than this...

https://apple.news/AEjwMhQQlRiO_JJ9e2Vd7jQ

Rico says whatever works...

https://apple.news/Aq5ARrfqBQaK75MOUXJpYDw

Rico says it would eat you anyway...

https://apple.news/ALsJE1G8LQRSDOx-ZXV47qQ

Rico says Mother Nature always has surprises...

https://apple.news/AMe33WdtVRCCD3JfAYWtOdA

Rico says Apple will eventually win...

https://apple.news/AB3kivgLpS5SzM_MyE81Shg

Rico says another rat off the ship...

https://apple.news/AttTGIY9nSOWY0rYDZPlW3Q

Rico says Pompeo is an ass...

https://apple.news/AkTXXn-nNR32KmGI3eoHJEA

Rico says a wall wouldn't fix this...

https://apple.news/At4EA7RW3QFqTmAin1plkpQ

When all the First Ladies oppose you. You're screwed...

https://apple.news/Aozpw_Nu9RaCyoLXYt5G3jw

Rico says the rich get richer, and to hell with the rest of us...

https://apple.news/AbwbVhETPTwScm4Jy3TdW1Q

Rico says this is silly; more public transit, fewer cars...

https://apple.news/A3vlqA8LvSIu1_trp9s27dg

Rico says a dastardly deed, indeed...

https://apple.news/AdYaGS412SiKBuWQx-mn0_w

https://apple.news/AGvz38wE5Mr6OyGISdtrXYg

Rico says he remembers them well...

https://apple.news/AGvz38wE5Mr6OyGISdtrXYg

Rico says an expensive lesson...

https://apple.news/AbZCColSYQ--YxHZOr4qYSg

A good thing...

https://apple.news/Aonr_rRYiT9mUu6hL9zsQBg

https://apple.news/AtsFACNbRRnulRU_cNyb-pw

She'll make a great Queen eventually...

https://apple.news/AN2NUhy5BTI22C97bY4b2jA

Rico says it's cute, but he'll still take an iPhone X...

https://apple.news/AKAZssnXsQZSCtO4Y4yeKJg

Rico says they are pests...

https://apple.news/ALOX6zo0xQTqH-xcZZLzwuA

Rico says surely they wouldn't re-elect him...

https://apple.news/AjHc00LArQsORbivziCFSqg

Blabbermouth...

https://apple.news/Ai3zwPVI5SrmgPXSQSocg2A

Rico says a sad way to go...

https://apple.news/A4mlgBRPTQaeeVPGRYrs-cA

Rico says that's felony stupid...

https://apple.news/AUnDJmM_dSO-b1TLZgdxo6Q

Rico says it's been a very long time, but he'd like to see them again...

https://apple.news/AZahNLqDqR2yfL4IXvIhZSQ

More bad police work...

https://apple.news/AN60-QBcdQhO_X72TF8b_qQ

Rico says that's a good dog.

https://apple.news/ARjiQiM6gSyK4Ui9SoSAyJA

Rico says politics as usual...

https://apple.news/AkbQBkgiYSjqsbcZfjDcVTQ

Rico says a little late for Cohen...

https://apple.news/A7uqQrp9YQXGIVpAfLxMYYA

Rico says he'll pass...

https://apple.news/A99UitVqVTGCcnIo_Mi6JxA

Rico says bad for insomniacs...

https://apple.news/Asf6prw4OT9-d-w3NiAawMQ

Rico says ISIS leaves, in Bill Maulden's phrase, 'a messy battlefield'.

https://apple.news/AszVJZ8T4SdShBExRZrkH2w

Rico says we have ours, they have theirs...

https://apple.news/A6MHroSZXS7GZc46zSXp2Dg

Rico says another asshole with a gub...

https://apple.news/A87-JWmSyTvCgIdIbJP5ADw

Rico says it's like the Civil War never ended...

https://apple.news/AInR00V6YQlW8__O0sbNcOw

Rico can't afford one anyway...

https://apple.news/ANqewGTW4RkqmY86v5MKGKw

Rico says he wouldn't either...

https://apple.news/AOJhZ5gDSRpKf3ctPuxXbPg

Rico says cottage industry would work...

https://apple.news/A1WaV7UZXTDKQyQqhbOWwrw

Rico says whatever works...

https://apple.news/ASeCx5FfZSPKIQ5R2eM2Mrw

Rico says another infatuated idiot...

https://apple.news/A_AFxqqIcQoC7G30RCqQ2lQ

Not a good thing for Walgreen's...

https://apple.news/Ay56H3WbtQJqgP7_zs_RQHw

Rico it's why he refers to The Donald as a lying sumbitch...

https://apple.news/AZZ01iPNnTCqTt5LoRn4ZpA

Rico says another ugly technology war...

https://apple.news/A4P_NGbLzRW2pkV-eH7Qy5w

Rico says he still hopes Tesla makes it; his father still wants one...

https://apple.news/ApVSFkMreTfSsfb9ZaBYOYQ

Rico says foldable phones are so 80s...

https://apple.news/AiP9JPnf0RR2tSoi41wX9mw

Why hackers need televised executions...

https://apple.news/Auq_5k1gbSUymbYjAT-NWIA

Rico says they're still the best...

https://apple.news/A0CaZoVg8Sa-TfRq4NgdxJQ

More Apple news...

https://apple.news/ANOe_NxpwQUqqtSAzPM6cPQ

Rico says Apple can't help doing well...

https://apple.news/AekxAQd5RRFahgNpXsnvXHA

Rico says neither we nor his staff should stand up...

https://apple.news/AZ0RpapLMTKi0fK3g0yrS0A

Rico says another rat goes down...

https://apple.news/ANOe_NxpwQUqqtSAzPM6cPQ

Rico says too bad if people like Apple's business...

https://apple.news/AzZZwVvYXR1-GQL972l-IVw

Rico says another bad guy down...

https://apple.news/Avi0ODNO6St2o6v5b7gV53w

Rico says, as ever, do not fuck with the French...

https://apple.news/AXXOSfqSOTm6642-JxVP_zg

Rico says how Hitlerian...

https://apple.news/ATBZdJOwfQzW7jDOwnZBSJg

Retaliation to follow.

https://apple.news/Af_-wkmYaRhCgOdVmMfTo3w

Comedy's the fall guy here...

😹😹😹😹😹

You might be a redneck if .......

--

Dave K

iPhone

https://apple.news/Ac7q8pT8fSGyr_cBXXwYoOQ

Rico says it's another thing he won't be doing...

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/13/technology/apple-iphone-police.html?partner=applenews&ad-keywords=APPLEMOBILE&region=written_through&asset_id=100000005934211

Rico says they'll have to work harder...

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/13/technology/apple-iphone-police.html?partner=applenews&ad-keywords=APPLEMOBILE&region=written_through&asset_id=100000005934211

Rico says they'll just have to work harder...

https://apple.news/ALvMTSmQTRKWYpWHIF1ITeQ

Rico says an amazing feat...

https://apple.news/AKE6E6T-AQQ-MlAvyNEY6mQ

Rico says let's hope it works...

https://apple.news/A6XgDeGLwRmmH5JWKSQa6YQ

Rico would call it half-vast...

https://apple.news/A1OwYx4DBT9OBKjsjN8yAkA

Rico says they didn't stop Trump, did they?

https://apple.news/AkyB0-NzjRM2ld6LekJJoHQ

Rico says marrying Obama didn't hurt, either...

https://apple.news/AI3QgmC7hTweNz7tmHVRYYQ

Rico says it eventually created a great television show, too...

https://apple.news/AmtZZYJE0RWGsCgYrXv0TFA

Rico says she got it from the guy who brought it home; NASA should butt out...

https://apple.news/A7gHCC4kFRQ-ao0KpRkseqA

Royals in action...

Rico says, no matter the religion, fasting has never worked for him...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eid_al-Fitr

The "Stars and Stripes" was authorized by Congress on 14 June 1777, 1777, according to the National Flag Day Foundation.

https://apple.news/AP81nl_iWTbqj2sc4iF-tcg

Rico says soon it'll just be us and bacteria...

https://apple.news/AM1g-6Y-mQcK5Y-Fh744u3Q

Rico says it's good the A.G. took him on...

https://apple.news/AEoyFXpptQ0CGbGHZoHEjgA

Rico says he's glad somebody stood up to Trump...

https://apple.news/AcBYK-aHZS0GyC49Q3JGDEg

Rico says Kim is a murderous thug, like Trump...

Of course it's 11:11...

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/13/technology/apple-iphone-police.html?partner=applenews&ad-keywords=APPLEMOBILE&region=written_through&asset_id=100000005934211

Rico says the cops won't like that...

https://apple.news/APBvcwLhNSF6U_j_TcyY6fQ

Rico says no surprise there...

Edward James Olmos http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001579/

Co-starred in the "Blade Runner" remake (without Harrison Ford, alas)

https://apple.news/AAwy57R9qQTaPTnAmXJjb_g

Rico says it's starting to unravel...

https://apple.news/AMJsmRGQfRgWR_23tal1GEw

Rico says more rats off the ship...

https://apple.news/Amb3udL08QCyHYgmHC4E7nQ

Rico says more double-dealing...

https://apple.news/AB9FYFPa2TyWRh1HU6FjWuw

Rico says more toys he can't afford...

https://apple.news/A2T9nqyXBRb6fHjZRhYnpRQ

Poor Rover, so far from home...

Of course it's 1:11...

https://apple.news/AyqOv7zcFRnK3PrHKxl0NAA

Another rat off the ship of state...

https://apple.news/A43gv8ks7SDKrohshyducYQ

Rico says no surprise there...

https://apple.news/AVUJNTEFrQmuVDKT92n6nAg

Rico says another oops by the police...

https://apple.news/Ah8q4nntlTZ2UfmTJ-y5nGw

Rico says another idiot...

https://apple.news/Ar_R0_TWuQBmlSBhHWfk0sw

Rico says another idiot thinking with his dick...

https://apple.news/A8FxoUOS3R3-sppG-8UlEhQ

Rico says one lucky raccoon...

https://apple.news/Auo-V9uR0SoiQuwGsMM1d4A

Rico says Mother Nature is an itch...

https://apple.news/AquL9UH6WRXyphGKboxpoHA

Rico says more name silliness...

https://apple.news/AUUYVXWFtSZa5NU_yOy1y8w

Rico says some people are just evil...

https://apple.news/AGln70ZLHR-6flY1HSWItpg

Stupid is as stupid does...

https://apple.news/A4aO_WiqFQF6NijfiCezGjQ

More panic among the media giants...

https://apple.news/A21OlnnXxT6evJNri26D3ig

Rico says Musk can still make it happen...

https://apple.news/AmJTKdsoFTeq2Yaix70Lhcw

Rico says the rich will get richer...

https://apple.news/AOOi5QjVyRbW5u9pjjIqNQQ

Rico says the two worst haircuts in the world...

Dennis Hopper http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000454/

Rico says he turned in an episode of Gunsmoke...

https://apple.news/ACNmh6pjBQgOzhxePS8p-FQ

A hard bunch up in Maine...

https://apple.news/A0xvZ892mTs2x75YCNs5MLA

How Trump-like...

Rico says he thought Alex was a boy; he apologizes to her.

https://www.alexslemonade.org/about/meet-alex

https://apple.news/Atwe1Gnq3QeewGsqcMhnhWw

Bad news for him...

https://pixabay.com/en/philadelphia-pennsylvania-city-1631452/

https://apple.news/AlGNdwtJTTzGuzGVzP_uasA

Rico says they knew this would happen...

https://apple.news/AvFe3Qi1KSh6Kmx5rWUQ9Fw

Rico says that Bud, his cat, only seems like a hurricane...

https://apple.news/A-E-eMtGfS4y6-Q_IWPsA4Q

Rico says we don't really want any of them anyway...

https://apple.news/AJm3SeV7pTuGaSXqNdQMLYw

Rico says Rose didn't even need a pardon from Trump...

https://apple.news/A_ZxO8ACUQBesZaV4ffVUpQ

Rico says no surprise there...

https://apple.news/Axlq3SA_6T8KPnYBooAYOYA

Rico says, if you like that, he's got some land in the Middle East he'll sell you...

https://apple.news/A-O6OEhV1QYyXVi4vGhaKXw

Rico says the Chinese are nervous...

https://apple.news/AEGpkpDdgRHymFZNmRACIjw

Their world is changing, too...

Rico says let's hope this turns out well...

https://apple.news/AElgLA3WcR727HVj_C7JLOQ

Rico says he's done it...

https://apple.news/Aw-Mb5KtqTfCeMa2LNfjprg

The economy is shifting again...

https://apple.news/Aqn00fr9FQoaac6epBOS3Hg

The usual bombast...

https://apple.news/Ak_9FKNmASgmuZs6OLcJZfg

Rico says bombast as usual...

https://apple.news/A3IPuYo6rRC6cl-qzBeSY1Q

Rico says maybe, maybe not...

https://apple.news/AAEPg4mtGQfap5lPz2h_J8Q

He'll be missed...

https://apple.news/Abc8mNKBoRJ2-kSLC5z1Mew

Another doomed hacker...

https://apple.news/AL2T6bfHvQMWlKwUdJPRMxQ

Apple, at it again...

https://apple.news/Axmz2-dNURrq7Uw97VGrlVA

Rico says we should never be without one...

https://apple.news/AR6l8juBrTtyfgMH0RlD2nQ

Rico says he went out with a bang...

https://apple.news/A99r3tHfnRe2aegcnQ7HP6w

Rico says a sad ending to a good life...

https://apple.news/A7r91ecl3QQ6zidrC6_81ug

Rico says remember when Russia was "the poor man of Europe"?

https://apple.news/A1DHhkSZVSjOG1CsY90W5Hg

Rico says he'll avoid it...

https://apple.news/A19wUbLKaTQ2TkSzQxBt3iA

Rico says somebody needs their winky smacked...

https://apple.news/AcnXn15vfRm-tiFnLlch1Zg

Rico says pardons are cheap, but Ali deserves it, along with Martha...

https://apple.news/A494PCOEgRhOSBoEFoYxbGg

Rico says this is bad...

Rico says they're closing in...

https://apple.news/AlwYOmyyNRO2SmfYfsuE95A

Rico says this is getting too popular...

https://apple.news/A2L7p77j8ST-ty6rml5TYrg

Them Russkies, at it again...

https://apple.news/AW6fHUAQOTqeKAfIGnt98Qg

https://apple.news/AilHUeh_HS4WUCuJRv9KiVw

Another Trump clown...

https://apple.news/ACv9pTIb1TZuD1T9RDSHaTA

Rico says Trump doesn't get it, either...

https://apple.news/A9COiK5N6TKynBeMzYSheuQ

Rico says that war didn't go so well...

https://apple.news/A1RKK--iJQQCygr_KA2Pl7Q

Rico says that's one mean sumbitch...

https://apple.news/AuJqFchzRQ7G84IAzXOYt-Q

Rico says that's a ridiculously fast climb.

https://apple.news/AEbs9Ba__QdGsgRik1K4jdQ

Rico says the guy will fortunately die...

https://apple.news/AHqxUuBOmTyeJ76_tAN849Q

Rico says he's fibbing...

https://apple.news/ASAEbrJFwR56zZlJZiR1Pwg

Rico says Trump can write a check...

https://apple.news/AkZ276FL-QeK8nqQw5e_53Q

Piss off is more likely...

https://apple.news/AFvtq5iQuSWK5HNaHTyDHow

Fifty years ago, we were enemies, now friends and allies.

https://apple.news/AF7aovzgDS_6nTQVVtzLzaQ

Another kid with big dreams...

https://apple.news/ArK2lLqopR9uYSn7yhZ0e3w

Rico says Trump is wrong, as usual...

https://apple.news/A1Vu4wEa4SXGOKq0KHJFUGw

Rico says no Miss America for her...

https://apple.news/AHYJkeXS2RMCOM52wOUgoAQ

https://apple.news/AC2Nq2aRXQkeQZaOT9cu_VQ

Rico says, having driven cabs when he lived in California, this is saddening...

https://apple.news/A0wcy8Ru3SUC8I9h2hhY8Xg

Rico looks forward to the announcement.

https://apple.news/APxUg7RboRfCfRZ4tSR9a6A

Rico says that's a shitstorm...

https://apple.news/A-lfrOFovTfy5hgzUNmz0QQ

Rico says a sad statistic...

The Longest Day (1962) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056197/

Rico says a great movie about an important day.

https://apple.news/An7-z5WhmQ8CrktFzMSA7Zg

Rico says some science is boring...

https://apple.news/AkRcs2l_BTqy_pewGaoKCqg

Rico says it'll be great if it works...

https://apple.news/A_ysoFKZARXa5_rv-xkAy1Q

Apple being sneaky, as usual...

https://apple.news/A3bXIOu2qQ-ehvhV36KQ2sw

Rico says this could get you whacked in Chicago...

https://apple.news/AMu4NvT4xQwWUcZsA4FB7Zw

Rico says some real intelligence would've a nice change...

https://apple.news/AMu4NvT4xQwWUcZsA4FB7Zw

https://apple.news/A0pKC30oCTQy_mAKhGHLpKw

Rico says the nickname explains the problem...

https://apple.news/AeKJxD7RFQP-a_UlXKDQm7g

Rico says no surprise there...

https://apple.news/AJUWohVGvQO66CTqTV8ymXw

Rico says they should move...

https://apple.news/AWBW-ymC1RAmGNvPAnaNXYA

Rico says he's awaiting the first crash...

Okay, maybe Texas isn't a good move...

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2018/06/06/severe-storms-baseball-size-hail-hit-north-texas/

https://apple.news/A6PlAj7bBTdKMXhrv2LoOsg

Rico says he hopes it works; his fiancé awaits their reopening...

https://apple.news/ANCVTdbTHQ6-ZoqSAcRWXHQ

Rico says he'll just try stuff on...

https://apple.news/AjD8x0nvLS-69YBt8w5GMbA

Rico says public beheading of hackers would help...

https://apple.news/AturRXrNyRgaLiPUfLtdLSw

Rico says, given Gates' money, a drop in the ocean (pun intended)...

https://apple.news/AG9CscHSISgeBXecF5RW3jw

Rico says no surprise there...

The Origins of Islam https://youtu.be/eDQh2nk8ih4 via @YouTube

To be followed by the Amal Clooney version...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIe4KeSxk1Y

Sabrina (1954) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047437/

Watched with Chris

https://apple.news/Ao6WVRCqYReKvL7qyEzy4JA

Rico says he's sure the Duchess will do fine...

https://apple.news/ADewHbcZsQqmMX7LYCK5JVw

Rico says ecological crises come in many forms...

https://apple.news/ATbfT0K4tT5amxCjC0nVIGQ

Rico says he doesn't care...

https://apple.news/ApPs6Z3ElTqaHtXSh0Buu7g

Rico says it's cute, until it's your kid...

https://apple.news/AOQ6YkEdOQee9C1qftKnHaw

Rico says they avoided this in Hawai'i.

https://apple.news/APR113PfjQ5G_BKGJM9g-tg

Rico says that'll learn him...

Rico wonders why all the fake blondes in the television news business...

https://apple.news/AS4mKgzGQSbmiSNA61CS3ng

Rico says a rare find...

https://apple.news/Ab_Zuk8WlS2WZOadD0AWSYw

Rico says what, no tits?

https://apple.news/AAlJzDgWDSzKrZLcu3EnW1w

Damn shame.

https://apple.news/AN69OwFdNQ9aFcR1QoiC1zg

Rico says more election fun...

https://apple.news/AIgEyf1swSMCtz7labiBm9Q

Rico says wait for the first crash...

https://apple.news/A9-RPBgQQR8641uvv1qHvww

Rico says another lover of gubs...

https://apple.news/Am9l7t1_tSfGm1poIJgPG-g

Rico says more bad behavior...

https://apple.news/Ab9ASABiWRC-JOKYtmgd23A

Rico says more good news...

https://apple.news/A-k07HI5iRDiV5ggumwBZ1Q

Rico says the ghost of Steve Jobs would be pleased.

https://apple.news/AJaykDoPGSH6GQTo4_7rGKA

Rico says Apple's always up to something...

https://apple.news/Akv8IPT_KQei0lidJaq3Z0A

Rico says it's just a matter of time...

https://apple.news/Aze-DBNhOQEaAw8Z0PiwvVg

Rico says it's the curse of living in neighborhoods with low-cost housing...

Rico says, like Gollum, he's eating his fish & carrots...

https://apple.news/AbFQP6iWDRrWRao15ORfWMA

Rico says Southwest likes to shake it up...

https://apple.news/AVvb2byvpQGGntBB_FNkWUg

Rico says Monica may not agree with him...

https://apple.news/A_Ukz4B54QMaqbFSt_55d3w

Rico says a waste of their time...

https://apple.news/AleoadtPISK6USkENuMJRtg

Rico says of course he would...

https://apple.news/AAFCi88O6T9Kd8fHBzUnvfg

Rico says he wonders who'd vote for this idiot...

https://apple.news/AjQxZ34AEQL260f-uxGAHNA

Rico says now an ex-FBI agent...

https://apple.news/ALg3D-AsZTu-UuaU8bQYbGw

Rico says more mysteries...

https://apple.news/Ay_OJuK-vT1qpjaaq2Wmakg

Heroes are sometimes born...

https://apple.news/A1TJfjERaSyWXaOOgZSNHyA

Rico says it's a hard thing to fix...

https://apple.news/Ao9z95SxjT1GdYGgSXmUPuQ

Rico says 60 years later, and still going on...

https://apple.news/A8KfiIMalSbaNWQaAbxRteA

Rico says another thing he won't be doing...

https://apple.news/AK_LjbBdHRCKwuO7MgfxVig

Rico says Sherlock being Sherlock...

https://apple.news/AOob_wMPdSgSAaoj5W1gs7w

Immigrants change things, sually for the better...

https://apple.news/AResuRrhWSjisCBb_TvXTAQ

Rico says where's Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him?

https://apple.news/AHZUFBZ9DQBGBZeLCi9Gi-Q

Rico says let's hope it finally happens...

https://apple.news/Ar99oxAOVRnqamWylIsoAlw

Rico says prostitution has always been with us...

https://apple.news/AMkU0oXTgQDKA4RSnfBEw2Q

Rico says more Trumpian obfuscation..

https://apple.news/A8q4VkCxbQOKo9yNjslsLbw

Rico says the Jews in Denmark won't like it...

https://apple.news/AdfS8XP9-TrSFLYk1-iBQKw

Rico says good news, for once...

https://www.wsj.com/articles/buyer-beware-hundreds-of-bitcoin-wannabes-show-hallmarks-of-fraud-1526573115?mod=wsjan

Rico says he never bought into the Bitcoin delusion...

https://apple.news/ANGDBYg-BTTCbdpbNZhw1ww

Rico says tradition is hard to maintain...

https://apple.news/ATOG5uMlASgGJHA69NbQ7cA

Rico says Jerry served a long time...

Of course it's 11:11...

https://apple.news/ASSQVJ6q8Ti6LbkdowoXG6g

Rico says hide and watch...

https://apple.news/AHZUFBZ9DQBGBZeLCi9Gi-Q

Rico says it'll be interesting, no matter what happens...

https://apple.news/Aj7RVMz_gQTOyr8GJbQF9rw

https://apple.news/Ab8fyY5S9SlWBVfNWpIJvPQ

Rico says if we put armed Texas Rangers on the border, they would stop coming...

https://apple.news/AJ0PtAzOAScKDTbOoJhWdcQ

Rico says he didn't believe it anyway...

https://apple.news/AhAvy-GWjTNyBdCmI8Sc1RQ

Rico says he looks forward to cool things he can't afford...

https://apple.news/AW7DgpDI2T_-p9WQ6P15yOw

Rico wonders who would vote for this wacko...

https://apple.news/ACDI7C8-RSNGuPDl0P9pkcQ

Rico says it was too good a deal...

https://apple.news/ACXkrYJjbT7iqh8GuinI27w

Rico says anyone not moving now is an idiot...

https://apple.news/AiGavmnlLTduh0RWIikRFeg

Rico says it's a good thing, if a little late...

https://apple.news/AjJdO_gQxQgSy53StgHYGig

Rico didn't like it anyway...

https://apple.news/ASSQVJ6q8Ti6LbkdowoXG6g

Rico says the letter says screw you, round-eye...

Rico says it's ladies' shoes, but he will always think of it as Aldo Ray, the actor...

https://apple.news/AXIENS8dQQi2-KgMGd8Slhg

Rico says that was stupid...

https://apple.news/AdrpBifAYSNS1XIak8Rbbgg

Rico says politics as usual...

https://apple.news/AtG0P732WTXKPq-8ffzj3Bw

Rico says more short-sighted gummint actions.