Privateering

Rico says he's been reading a lot about the Golden Age of Piracy of late, and thinks we could stand to reintroduce the concept of privateers (pirates licensed by the government) to solve our illegal immigrant problem. There'd be a lot of armed yahoos ready and willing to shoot the poor bastards trying to enter the US and, even if we offered a bounty (like we do on wolves), we'd save money... (Okay, Rico knows this will be unpopular but, unless you've got a better idea, shut the fuck up.)