Weather forecast, bad as usual

John Bolaris has another downer forecast at Philly.com:

Thunderstorms swept into the area on Monday night, bringing with them gusty winds, small hail, and always dangerous cloud-to-ground lightening. All showers and leftover storms will slip off the coast Tuesday, allowing for a return to sunshine and pleasantly mild temperatures.
On Wednesday, a modified polar front will lead to afternoon showers and scattered storms. Temperatures will still be in the sixties, however unseasonably cold air will greet you Thursday, as temperatures by day hover in the middle fifties.
Some parts of the Philadelphia region could be hit with frost either Friday or Saturday morning, as the thermometer falls back into the winter-like thirties. How widespread will the frost be? It will depend on the amount of cloud cover and a light or near calm wind. Clear and calm conditions are the best case scenario for widespread frost. 

Forecast for the week:
Tuesday: early clouds, with maybe leftover showers in South Jersey, then becoming sunny. High of seventy.
Wednesday: afternoon scattered showers and a chance of a possible storm. High of sixty-six.
Thursday: brisk and chilly, with a high of fifty-six.
Friday: brisk and chilly; a high of fifty-five, with the possibility of frost in the morning. Temps at 6 am could be thirty-nine in the city, thirty-four in the suburbs.
Saturday: brisk and chilly with a chance of morning frost. Morning low could reach forty in the city, thirty-four in the suburbs. Afternoon high of fifty-eight.

Rico says and here we thought we were done with that white shit...