The New Yorker has an
article by
Andy Borowitz,
The New York Times best-selling author of
The 50 Funniest American Writers and a comedian who has written for
The New Yorker since 1998. He writes the
Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news, for
newyorker.com, about the latest:
In an extraordinary rebuke of the President, the Girl Scouts of the U.S.A. have obtained a restraining order against Donald J. Trump.
The order, which the Girls Scouts were granted on Monday night, prevents Trump from coming within three hundred feet of any gathering of the Scouts’ organization.
Carol Foyler, a Girl Scouts spokesperson, said that while the G.S.U.S.A. sought the restraining order “out of an abundance of caution”, the girls themselves were “in no way, shape or form” afraid of President Trump.
“They’re prepared to deal with bobcats and bears,” she said. “They can handle a malignant narcissist.”
Trump wasted little time responding to the Girl Scouts’ action, lashing out at the organization in a blistering early-morning tweet storm.
“Failing Girl Scouts bad (or sick) guys,” Trump wrote. “Mints, cookies terrible. Sad!”
Rico says when you've lost the
Girl Scouts, you've lost the country...
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