Hollywood idiot for the day

Rico says he's not sure what all the hoo-hah is over Reese Witherspoon (she's a bottle-blonde with poor muscle tone and no tits to speak of), but Allvoices.com has an article by Wendy Zachary about her pathetic attempts to apologize for her recent drunken stupidity:

Academy Award winner Reece Witherspoon says she’s "deeply embarrassed" about her behavior with the police after her husband was arrested for drunk driving. The star shocked her fans after she was arrested and briefly jailed for "disorderly conduct" when police took her husband into custody for breaking driving laws. The Oscar-winning actress released a statement, apologizing for her behavior: "I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said," Witherspoon said. "It was definitely a scary situation and I was frightened for my husband, but that is no excuse. I was disrespectful to the officer, who was just doing his job. I have nothing but respect for the police and I'm very sorry for my behavior." The star further said that she would not make any further comments "out of respect" for the pending case.
According to the police, Witherspoon began behaving badly with the police when her husband, Jim Toth, was undergoing a field sobriety test.
"She began to hang out the window and say that she did not believe that I was a real police officer," the report quoted one policeman as saying. "I told her to sit on her butt and be quiet." It went on, "She asked 'Do you know my name', I answered 'No, I don't need to know your name.' I then added 'Right now.' She stated: 'You're about to find out who I am'. You are about to be on national news.”
Later, when Witherspoon got out of the car and demanded to know what was happening, the officer in charge told her to go back and sit in the car. In response, the actress said that she was a citizen and that she was allowed to "stand on American ground".
The couple is due for a court hearing, but has temporarily been released from jail on bond. The hearing could be delayed if their lawyer asks the court for some more time.
Witherspoon, unlike many other well-known celebrities, has long avoided controversies. However, the recent incident has left many of her fans disappointed. The actress smiled and posed to cameras at the premiere of her new film, Mud, but did not respond to the questions of reporters about her arrest.

Rico says one drink? Sounded like more than one...