That's not nice; funny, but not nice

Rico's father, not known for nasty humor (nor golfing), sends along this one:

Recently, I was asked to play in a golf tournament.
At first I said, "Nah, I already played three times this week."
Then they said to me "Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids."
Then I thought, shit, I could win this thing...

Rico says it turns out (to his surprise; he knew about blind bowling, but not golf) that there are several blind golfer associations (ABG, IBGA, MABGA, USBGA).