That's Charlie, shooting himself in the neck

TMZ has the story of the decline and rapid fall of Charlie Sheen:

Charlie Sheen tells TMZ he wants to fight Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre in an octagon and, according to Charlie: "If he wins, then he can leave my show!" Charlie is still ensconced in the Bahamas, having what he calls "a grand old time." Charlie said, "I violently hate Chuck Lorre. He's a stupid, stupid little man and a pussy punk that I'd never want to be like." Charlie adds: "That's me being polite." Charlie is scoffing at all the people around him, saying: "All these guys told me to 'clean it up.' Well this is me cleaning it the fuck up."
Charlie, who insists he's sober, says: "All I want is to bring my family together, and I have to deal with all this bullshit politics." And, as if that's not enough, Charlie says :"That piece of shit took money out of my pocket, my family's pocket, and, most importantly, my crew's pocket." Charlie adds, "You can tell him one thing: I own him."

But, wait, there's more:

Charlie Sheen just launched a nuclear attack on live radio, slamming Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre, calling him a turd, and went on to call Thomas Jefferson a 'pussy'. Sheen unloaded while calling The Alex Jones Show and claimed he is 100% clean, saying: "Here's your first pee test, next one goes in your mouth. No, you won't get high." During his rant, Sheen compared himself to the Marlon Brando character in Apocalypse Now, and hit just about everything and everyone:
• He calls Lorre a turd and a clown, and says his real name is "Haim Levine".
• Referring to his rehab stint, Sheen claims to have embarrassed Lorre "in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his unevolved mind cannot process."
• On Alcoholics Anonymous, Sheen says it's a "bootleg cult" with a success rate of only 5%, while his is 100% and added: "Newsflash: I am special and I will never be one of you."
• After one rant the host, Alex Jones, told Charlie he sounded like Thomas Jefferson. Charlie's response: "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy! But I dare anyone to debate me on things."
• On his drug and alcohol issues: "I have a disease? Bullshit! I cured it with my mind."
Yesterday Charlie flew to an island near the Bahamas with ex-wife Brooke Mueller, Bree Olson, and Natalie Kenly. In the the interview, Charlie says Brooke bailed out, saying, "Where there were four, there are now three. Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels, you're going to need it. Badly."
There's more, much more, including sometimes incomprehensible riffs about trolls, tattoos, F-18 fighter pilots, and Vatican assassins. For what it's worth, Charlie also said he's ready to get back to work.

Rico says Thomas Jefferson was a lot of things, but a pussy wasn't one of them. It would be better if Charlie was stoned (or drunk); then he'd have an excuse for sounding like an idiot... (Too bad; he was doing well on Two and a Half Men, but this'll be the end of that.)