Weird email of the day

Rico says all this, in an email titled "Cheap Pfizer for Sale", to disguise the actual link, which doesn't work anyway:

Their power was ensured by the Stasi, a secret service of immense size, and a variety of SED suborganizations controlling every aspect of society.
The United States Naval Observatory falls under the Chief of Naval Operations.
The use of cough-CPR in patients with acute myocardial infarction.
Isaac surrendered and was confined with silver chains, because Richard had promised that he would not place him in irons.
Lawrence River and called themselves " Canadiens " or " Habitants ".
Makarios legalized the 13 proposals.
Linnaeus got most of his higher education at Uppsala University and began giving lectures in botany there in 1730.
The non-Muslim population, particularly Russians and Jews, fled the country during this time because of persecution, increased poverty and better economic opportunities in the West or in other former Soviet republics.
Isaac surrendered and was confined with silver chains, because Richard had promised that he would not place him in irons.
Has part of its territory outside Europe.
He fails, and his old bullet wound opens up and bleeds profusely.
In addition to shooting, jumping on enemies was a primary means of attack.
GameRankings is a website that collects review scores from both offline and online sources to give an average rating.
In humans, this enlargement of the frontal lobes is taken to an extreme, and other parts of the cortex also become quite large and complex.
During Reconstruction New Orleans was within the Fifth Military District of the United States.
The United Kingdom has eight time zones for itself and its overseas territories.
Cut-and-cover is a simple method of construction for shallow tunnels where a trench is excavated and roofed over with an overhead support system strong enough to carry the load of what is to be built above the tunnel.
Both English law, which applies in England and Wales, and Northern Ireland law are based on common-law principles.
The metals must in the first place be ductile and strong in tension, the quality on which the utility of wire principally depends.
The National League did, however, manage to win three out of the seven World Series played between 2003 and 2009.
Out of every 7 employed persons is a domestic servant in Great Britain.
He was appointed commander of the Presidio of Tucson in 1788 but died before he could depart and take office.
These groups of people make up a similar ethnic body with deep and long roots in the Middle East, mainly present-day Iraq and Syria.