It's all Rico's fault, sorry

Rico says the enforced use, for the last few days, of the Gates-machine computer owned by his friend Kelley has put him in mind of the time, years ago now, when Rico first worked for Apple Computer and was alone in a small office with a thin- (and thus easily snappable) necked Bill Gates, who subsequently walked out alive to a meeting with Steve Jobs, then still in his first incarnation as head of Apple.
(Hey, it wouldn't have taken CSI to figure out who'd done it, and Bill's many minions would have continued without him, regardless.)
But, to the countless millions who have had to suffer through Windows One through Seven in the years since, Rico heartily apologizes... (And, no, this POS operating system is not 'just like a Macintosh', either.)