Hefe-weissen

Rico says we all need to remember that, using traditional naming conventions like the ones his family used, the middle name of the new President of the United States (okay, okay, premature election) Barack Obama should be Dunham, for his mother's family. (The grandmother just died, before she found out who won the election.)
Because, lest we forget, the guy's half-white, making him a latte.
Hell, his wife is blacker (technically) than he is.

You want a black candidate? How about Yaphet Kotto? Now, he's black...

Or how about Jesse Jackson? He's black. Nah, too black...