FARC you, buddy

Seems a Russian accused of trying to sell millions of dollars worth of weapons to the FARC, or Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia, was picked up in, of all places, Thailand. The US wants him on weapons-smuggling charges, but the Thais want a piece of him first. "Someone will undoubtedly write a book about this case some day, and I can tell you that it will read like the very best work of Tom Clancy, only in this case it won't be fiction," Michael Braun, assistant administrator and chief of operations for the DEA, said at a Thursday news conference in New York.

Rico says he's not going to write it (unless someone offers him a lot of money, of course)...