09 December 2007

Nice to know other people do it, too

From a discussion of 'what they argue about' in a blog by a guy with a (gawd help him) German girlfriend:

The TV remote. It is only by epic self-discipline on both our parts that we don't argue about the TV remote to the exclusion of all else. It does the TV remote a disservice to suggest that it is only the cause of four types of argument, but space, you will understand, is limited so I must concentrate on the main ones.
1) Ownership of the TV remote: this is signified by its being on the arm of the chair/sofa closest to you - it is more important than life itself.
2) On those blood-freezing occasions when you look up from your seat to discover that the TV remote is still lying on top of the TV, then one of you must retrieve it; who shall it be? And how will this affect (1)?
3) Disappearance of the TV remote. Precisely who had it last will be hotly disputed, witnesses may be called. Things can turn very nasty indeed when the person who isn't looking for it is revealed to be unknowingly sitting on it.
4) The TV remote is a natural nomad and sometimes, may the Lord protect us, it goes missing for whole days. During these dark times, someone must actually, in an entirely literal sense, get up to change the channel; International Law decrees that this 'will not be the person who did it last', but can this actually be ascertained without the police becoming involved?

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