16 September 2006

It would be tragic if it weren't so funny

A blind Iraqi was sentenced for driving on the wrong side of the road in the UK. (Apparently he was trying to be Pacino in Scent of a Woman.)
I feel for the guy, I've done it myself. (Accidentally, accidentally. Damn.) Of course, I wasn't blind (or even blind drunk, like a lot of late-night drivers in the UK and Ireland) when I did it...

It's not just us

Poland is the Mexico of Europe.
Martin Kelly, a Scottish blogger, quotes Janusz Wach, the Polish consul general in London, as saying to his fellow Poles thinking of illegally immigrating to the UK: "We advise everyone: don't come if you don't have the financial resources, if you don't have the contacts, if you don't have a job waiting for you, if you don't know the language, if you don't have skills. Just don't come. It is not as easy as you think. Some of you will make it, most of you will not."

Imagine the Mexican ambassador to the US making the same statement. Neither can I...

Divide and conquer

A small explosion caused minor damage Friday in a courtyard outside a Greek Orthodox church in Gaza City.

Of course, the dhimmis won't stand together against the threat:
"This is the first time this has ever happened to our church," said the church's priest, Rev. Artinious Alexious. "We don't know why they have done this. We are Greek Orthodox and have no relation to the Pope."

The Vatican needs to step up recruiting

When FDR and Churchill suggested that Pius XII could be asked to condemn the fascists, Stalin is reputed to have said "How many divisions does this Pope have, anyway?"
The Swiss Guard currently numbers 137, including officers.
Given the Islam-wide agitation over the Pope's speech, maybe he should get some divisions...

Another bunch of fun guys, I'm sure

The Lions of Monotheism burned two Christian churches on the West Bank to protest the Pope's recent Islamic gaffe.
General Pervez Musharraf, Pakistan's president, said that we "must clearly oppose the sinister tendencies to associate terrorism with Islam and discrimination against Muslims which are giving rise to an ominous alienation between the West and the world of Islam."
The excitable people are, of course, out in the streets, precisely proving the point...

MAD as hell

That acronym used to mean Mutually Assured Destruction, and the threat of that is what kept the US and the USSR from using nuclear weapons on each other.
Given the Rapture madness on one side and the Seventy-Two Virgins foolishness on the other, that notion won't work between the US and the Islamofascists; Muslim-Assured Destruction is more like it.
As the former Malaysian Prime Minister said recently: "Muslim nations in the Middle East should arm themselves with nuclear weapons to deter Western enemies from attacking them."
In a perverse sort of way, he's right. If they don't, we might.
And that's why we need to do whatever is necessary (as opposed to what might be Right by some people's standards) to keep them from getting nukes.

Or anything more technologically advanced than a rock...

Greatness slips away

Oriana Fallaci died in Florence on 15 September 2006.
There may be those of you who have not read her works.
If you haven't, do so immediately.
Her book Un Uomo (A Man) is truly amazing. She has also, more recently, written works savaging Islam which drew criticism and, in the case of some dhimmis in Switzerland, an indictment.


"In November 2002 a Swiss judge issued an arrest warrant for violations of articles 261 and 261 bis of the Swiss criminal code and requested the Italian government to either try or extradite her."
To their credit, the Italians told the Swiss, diplomatically, to fuck off...

Quote for the day

Via Rich Lowry of the National Review, a quote from one of my favorite Old West characters:

"Oh Lord, we are about to join battle with vastly superior numbers of the enemy, and, Heavenly Father, we would like for you to be on our side and help us; but if you can't do it, for Christ's sake don't go over to the enemy, but just lie low and keep dark, and you'll see one of the damndest fights you ever saw in all your born days. Amen."
Captain John Coffee 'Jack' Hayes, Texas Rangers
Couldn't agree more, Jack...

15 September 2006

Deadwood. RIP.


One man's eulogy for the series.

I'll have to write my own, later, when I stop missing it so...

The prophet (formerly known as Mohammad)

Okay, fatwas are a dime a dozen these days, but we do need a new coded way to reference the guy whose delusional structure (sorry, religion) is threatening to take down the entire planet.
You know who I'm talking about.
The guy whose image we aren't ever, ever, ever supposed to show. (Though they used to; the painting below is one of theirs.)
The guy who you're always supposed to put PBUH (as in, Peace Be Unto Him) after his name, out of respect.
So, from now on, we're going to refer to the guy who founded the delusional structure (sorry, religion) that started this whole Thousand Year War as Moe. (No PBUH; a guy named Moe gets no respect. Yup, just like the Moe we all remember from the Three Stooges. And if you think of his hair as a turban, Moe kind of looks like Moe, doesn't he?)

If that doesn't draw a fatwa, these guys have been kidding us about insulting their religion...

The guy who shot the last Pope...

...was an Islamic fundamentalist extremist from Turkey named Mehmet Ali Agca.
The Pope's currently scheduled to travel to Turkey. What do you think the odds are about the nationality of the guy who's going to shoot this Pope?
The Pope noted in his address: "Violence is incompatible with the nature of God and the nature of the soul. To convince a reasonable soul, one does not need a strong arm, or weapons of any kind, or any other means of threatening a person with death..."

Those 'excitable people' chanting in the streets are not reasonable people. To convince an unreasonable soul, you do need "a strong arm, weapons of any kind, or any other means of threatening a person with death..." If you don't have any, I'd advise you to get some.

But I bet the Swiss Guard are unhappy about becoming bullet-catchers for the Kraut Pope...

14 September 2006

On a lighter note

Not sure what made me think of it, but when I went looking it seems someone else got there first, if only to park the domain name:

last page on the internet

Which led, of course, to a search in the other direction:

first page on the internet

Great minds think alike, I guess.
Or weird ones, in my case.
If I had money to spend on trivial domain squatting, however, firstpageontheinter.net and lastpageontheinter.net are still available...

They were already among the dead

A Predator drone sending real-time video.
A target-rich environment of several hundred Taliban.
A moment of decision.

But, noooo, the "rules of engagement on the ground in Afghanistan block the mounting of a missile or bomb strike in a cemetery".

Excuse me, but if they'd been standing in the road out front, or in an open field next door, then blowing their remains into the cemetery would have been okay, but blowing them out of the cemetery was not?
I don't get it. Was this a violation of some Afghani littering law I wasn't aware of?

As the LawDog put it, the proper (and historic) response was: "You may fire when ready, Gridley". I couldn't agree more...

Must not be eating their Jihadios

All MSM reports of the attack on the American embassy in Syria include the same phrase: "Witnesses said the gunmen tried to throw hand grenades into the embassy compound, shouting Allah Akbar ("God is great). It was not clear if any of the grenades made it over the walls, which are about 8 feet high."

Eight feet? Eight feet? As my old football coach would have said, the fucking Little Sisters of the Poor can throw a grenade over an eight-foot wall!
These guys need to start working out...

Remembrance

Let us remember, as we mark this fifth anniversary of IX.XI, that on the fifth anniversary of XII.VII (or 7 December 1946) we had fought two implacable enemies for nearly four years on three continents, lost nearly a half million dead soldiers, sailors, and marines, liberated over a dozen countries, shut down the end-game of the Holocaust, dropped two atomic bombs, and killed or wounded millions of our enemies, civilian and combatant alike.
That is what war is.
Remember, too, that we were about to embark on the Marshall Plan, spending billions of dollars to rebuild Germany and Japan, all without a drop of oil being involved.
That is what Americans do.

The Thousand Year War has been running at low intensity since 1783. Since 9/11, things have heated up. But, as Colonel Slade said, we're "just getting warmed up"...

Now it's officially a crusade

Seems the Kraut in the Vatican has dumped on Islam. In a speech in Germany, the Pope quoted from a 14th-century Byzantine emperor, Manuel II Paleologos: "Show me just what Mohammad brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached."
The Muslim world, as might have been expected, is going bonkers.
My favorite comment, so far: "Whatever has been said against our Prophet is unbearable."

Really? I guess Moslem mothers don't teach their kids the one about sticks and stones can break your bones, but words will never hurt you, but something more like words will always hurt you, so use sticks and stones to break their bones...

Who are our soldiers, really?

This is what people think of when you say American soldiers in Iraq:

Soldiers from Battery B, 3rd Battalion, 320th Field Artillery Regiment, 101st Airborne Division, at the end of a patrol near Wynot, Iraq. (Photo by Dept. of the Army)

But these guys are really the face of American soldiers in Iraq:

First Lieutenant Joshua R. Rosales (USMC), Seaman Royce R. Ross (USN), and Corporal Jared S. Nelson (USMC) came to the aid of a seven-year-old Iraqi girl who fell from a three-story building in Gharmah, Iraq. (Photo by Gunnery Sergeant Mark Olivia, USMC)

These are the stories you won't see reported by the MSM; too bad, because a "Marines help little girl" human interest story would be nice right about now...
For my Marine buddies Tex, Gunny, and Rich, and my late 'uncle' Kit (and Lee Ermy, just because): Oohrah!

While we're on the subject of child molesters

The modern-day Mohammad wanna-be, Warren Steed Jeffs (mugshot below), was taken into custody in Nevada by an alert State Trooper, along with his brother and one of his own seventy-some wives, Naomi.
Discovered in the fugitive's 2007 Cadillac Escalade (so much for the vow of poverty; sorry, that was Jesus) were "15 cell phones, walkie-talkies, a police scanner, laptop computers, several wigs, many pairs of sunglasses, three iPods, credit cards, at least $54,000 in cash, a Bible, and a duffel bag stuffed with unopened envelopes that may contain even more money".
In an almost Biblically-appropriate move, authorities in St. George, Utah are expected to house him in the Purgatory Jail, where he'll face two counts of rape as an accomplice.










Geez, except for the wigs and the Bible, that could almost have described the contents of my car...

Quote for the day

From Jihad Watch:
"An Islamic case against violent jihad is the great unicorn of the post-9/11 world. No one has ever actually seen it, although many are certain it exists and wax quite wroth if anyone suggests it doesn't."

Gotta love anyone who uses the phrase "wax quite wroth" both correctly and with a straight face...

13 September 2006

And they thought the Danish cartoons were bad

The Western Resistance blog has a cartoon unfit for the eyes of children (and thus the tender eyes of my readers, who merely need to click the link to see it), but it clearly illustrates one of the hadith, the post-Q'uranic teachings about Mohammad and Islam:

Tabari Hadith: IX:131
"My mother came to me while I was being swung on a swing between two branches and got me down. My nurse wiped my face with some water and started leading me. When I was at the door she stopped so I could catch my breath. I was then brought in while the Messenger was sitting on a bed in our house. My mother made me sit on his lap. Then the men and women got up and left. The Prophet consummated his marriage with me in my house when I was nine years old."

Aisha was six years old when Mohammad took her as his wife and, by her own testimony, nine when he deflowered her.
You can grouse about "different cultural mores" all you fucking want, but the guy was a racist, murderous, demogogic child molester (can you say Warren Steed Jeffs?), and would do 25-to-life (or be shot down like David Koresh) if he tried to start up his delusional structure (sorry, religion) today...

Silly love songs

The Associated Press reports that "Islamic militants who closed down a Somali radio station have allowed it back on the air so long as it does not play music or love songs".

As Paul put it:
You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs
But I look around me and I see it isn't so
Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs
And what's wrong with that?"


What is wrong with that?
Because "readings from the Q'uran and other Islamic lectures" sure ain't gonna get you ratings...

Non-PC Dilbert

I love Dilbert and I love politically-incorrect humor, and this parody site provides both:

Dr. Freud had a slip for that

In an otherwise mundane post, this telling phrase: backdoor religious channels

Okay, okay, that's not nice...

Fauxtography

The Second Draft site is devoted to dissecting media reports about the Middle East and determining what, if any, falsehoods (CNN, referring to their own work, called it "factual errors, errors in omission, and inadequate context") are being touted as reality.
Given that the whole "Death of Mohammed al Durah" scandal was used as justification for the killing of Daniel Pearl, it's important that the MSM has their feet held to the fire over their inability to distinguish between news and propaganda.
In addition, in an only in France situation, the French television channel France-2 is suing the media critic site Honest Reporting for alleging it knowingly broadcast the possibly-staged and certainly misrepresented al Durah footage (previously rejected by CNN), shot by a Palestinian 'photojournalist', Talal Abu Rahma.
Honest Reporting also has posts on many of the other fauxtography perpetrated by the Pallywood propaganda machine, including this nice little video of past media errors...

Fiddling while it burns

I didn't realize, not being in school for a couple of decades, that 'contemporary scholars' had decided that the Fall of Rome was "simply a peaceful blending of barbarians into Roman culture".
This new book maintains that the capture of Rome by the barbarians led to "a world of economic collapse, marauding barbarians, and the rise of a new religious orthodoxy".

The rise of a new religious orthodoxy after a barbarian occupation of civilization. Sound familiar?
Thanks to Samizdata for bringing it to my attention.

Not an open door environment

The Associated Press has done it again; misinformation supplied as news. They posted an article about an incident on United Airlines 890, a flight from LAX to Dulles in DC. A passenger, who "had been acting strangely for about 20 minutes", tried to "open the exit door" of the aircraft. Other passengers came to the aid of a flight attendant and held the man down (and punched him, though I can't imagine why, he was just trying to kill them) until an air marshal or two took him into custody. The flight landed normally at Dulles without further incident.
The fact that the passenger was wearing military fatigues with bogus patches on them probably added to the stress of the situation, along with his behavior: "The man... wrapped belts around his hands and threw punches into the air".

What's wrong with that reporting, you ask? Nothing. Standard straightforward AP style. The only thing missing was the little piece of additional information that you cannot open the door of an aircraft in flight. The designers of modern aircraft (since, oh, say, 1935) realized that opening the door much above sea level was not a good thing, and made sure that there were interlocks on the doors so that they could not be operated if there was pressure differential between the cabin and the surrounding air.
Even a flight attendant on UA890 was, perhaps, ignorant of this fact when she yelled at the unruly passenger to "get your hand off the handle".
Without that tidbit of knowledge, of course, most uninformed airline passengers will now be freaking out whenever someone innocently goes and stands by any of the exit doors...

Copyright violation




The Dissident Frogman, in addition to being French and yet a very good writer and an excellent observer of the political scene, is an incredible photographer.
This is one of his, and I wish (not for the first time) that I'd taken it.
This Vietnamese restaurant is in London, but I wonder if anyone told them what their name equates to in English...

12 September 2006

Disarmed is dysfunctional

My embedded reporter in New Orleans sent me a link to a story about a series of armed robberies in the Crescent City.
Seems they're hitting small bars, because they know the concealed-carry law prohibits patrons from carrying defensive firearms into liquor-only establishments:



Another perversion of the Second Amendment, another get-out-of-jail-stay-out-of-the-morgue card for criminals...

Yo mama!



My eagle-eyed buddy Tex sent me this photo.
The sign says "Hi!! I'm 13 yrs old. I steal. I want to go to prison to be with Daddy!!"

Talk about your tough love. Way to go, momma...

Better late than never

From an op-ed column by Emilio Karim Dabul in today's New York Post:
"Here it is, five years late, but here just the same: an apology from an Arab-American for 9/11. No, I didn't help organize the killers or contribute in any way to their terrible cause. However, I was one of millions of Arab-Americans who did the unspeakable on 9/11: nothing."
"One look at the average Arab regime should alert us to the fact that the problem, dear Achmed, lies not overseas or next door in Tel Aviv, but in the brutal, corrupt despots that we have bred from country to country in the Mideast, across the span of history."
"The threat is not from within, but from Islamic fascists who desperately want to destroy the freedom and opportunities that millions the world over still seek."
"Five years after that awful day, it's time for all Arab-Americans, and Arabs around the world, to protest against Islamic fascism, to raise our voices - and, where necessary, our arms - against these tyrants until their plague of terror has been driven from the face of the earth forever."

Do I hear the distinct whistle of an incoming fatwa? The guy's got balls, I'll give him that...

Just when you thought the war was over

From Mere Rhetoric, lots of posts about an attack on the American embassy in Syria. And Syria News Wire has photos:


Man, if they're willing to shoot up Syrian guards in a (failed, it appears) attempt to get at Americans, these guys had to be pissed.
But even the Syrians are calling them terrorists...

A real pro

Mocking that Reuters 'journalist' who got caught at it, The Dissident Frogman shows off his abilities with Photoshop:









I don't know if he's the Frog-man just because he lives in Paris, or if he was ever one of Uncle Sam’s (or la belle France's) web-feet (see below), but he sure is good at fauxtography...

One of my favorite Abe quotes:
“Nor must Uncle Sam’s web-feet be forgotten. At all the watery margins they have been present. Not only on the deep sea, the broad bay, and the rapid river, but also up the narrow muddy bayou, and wherever the ground was a little damp, they have been and made their tracks.”
President Abraham Lincoln

And we thought we had problems

Apparently there's another boatlift of illegal immigrants afoot, one I didn't even know about.
It seems Africans from poor nations in Africa (which is all of them) are trying to land on the territory of richer nations to the north (which is all of them) and thus benefit from the jobs (and the welfare state) available in the European Union:

The Spanish are being hit particularly hard, because they have little post-colonial outposts (including the ridiculous rump states of Ceuta and Melilla on the coast of Morocco) closest to Africa. Their tourist islands of the Canaries are the newest targets, with thousands of people without documentation (because of the polite notion that they can only be sent back to their native countries, if the Spanish can't identify them, they can't deport them, a concept that has to go by the boards both there and here in the US) arriving by perilous ten-day boat journey:

The situation has gotten so bad that there are almost no fishing boats left on the coast of Senegal, because their owners (what's coyote in Arabic or French?) can make more money delivering a boatload of refugees in one week than they'd make in a year of fishing...

Finally, a little credit

From the Gypsy Scholar blog, a quote from, Jasper S. Kim, a columnist for the Korea Herald:

"...relative to other possible superpowers, the United States is a relatively benign (yet robust) superpower, and thus, should be given its due respect for not exercising its might and will upon other nations, including Korea, as other superpowers probably would have chosen to do."

If only the Iraqis had realized the fastest way to get us out of their country was to just stop killing our soldiers...

The Brits get on the slippery slope

Similar to the outrage over child abductions which led to legal changes, including Megan's Law, here in the US, the acts of certain murderers in the UK led to the revocation of double-jeopardy there. (Three years ago! Missed it at the time, but imagine the apoplexy at the ACLU if that was ever suggested here...)
Seems several notorious murderers have, following their acquittals, either admitted in court, or in their memoirs, that they actually committed the crimes for which they were tried. (Imagine if OJ wrote a book and 'fessed up...)
It's actually more a reflection of the failure of the British people to insist (after Magna Carta, anyway) on a formalized framework of rights like ours that allows the British government to change their laws (including this one, 800 years after it was instituted) at whim.

Thanks to our Constitution (especially the Second Amendment, which buttresses all the others), this can't happen here.
I hope.
Because, as bad as it is to let guys like OJ off, this really is a slippery slope. So far, at least, the Brits don't allow triple jeopardy, but it's just a matter of time...

It'd be funny, if it weren't so tragic



I know you shouldn't make fun of other people's delusional structures (sorry, religions), but when they make videos of themselves that look like this, what is one to do?

Definitely from one of the excitable people countries... (Okay, okay, that's not nice. But can you ever envision the Pope doing this from that balcony in the Vatican? Now that would be some funny video!)

Quote for the day

George Bush is our President, like him or not, and he (or his speechwriters) had important things to say about 9.11:

"Good evening. Five years ago, this date – September the 11th – was seared into America’s memory. Nineteen men attacked us with a barbarity unequaled in our history. They murdered people of all colors, creeds, and nationalities – and made war upon the entire free world. Since that day, America and her allies have taken the offensive in a war unlike any we have fought before. Today, we are safer, but we are not yet safe. On this solemn night, I have asked for some of your time to discuss the nature of the threat still before us … what we are doing to protect our Nation ... and the building of a more hopeful Middle East that holds the key to peace for America and the world.
"On 9/11, our Nation saw the face of evil. Yet on that awful day, we also witnessed something distinctly American: ordinary citizens rising to the occasion, and responding with extraordinary acts of courage. We saw courage in office workers who were trapped on the high floors of burning skyscrapers – and called home so that their last words to their families would be of comfort and love. We saw courage in passengers aboard Flight 93, who recited the 23rd Psalm – and then charged the cockpit. And we saw courage in the Pentagon staff who made it out of the flames and smoke – and ran back in to answer cries for help. On this day, we remember the innocent who lost their lives – and we pay tribute to those who gave their lives so that others might live.
"For many of our citizens, the wounds of that morning are still fresh. I have met firefighters and police officers who choke up at the memory of fallen comrades. I have stood with families gathered on a grassy field in Pennsylvania, who take bittersweet pride in loved ones who refused to be victims – and gave America our first victory in the war on terror. And I have sat beside young mothers with children who are now five-years-old – and still long for the daddies who will never cradle them in their arms. Out of this suffering, we resolve to honor every man and woman lost. And we seek their lasting memorial in a safer and more hopeful world.
"Since the horror of 9/11, we have learned a great deal about the enemy. We have learned that they are evil and kill without mercy – but not without purpose. We have learned that they form a global network of extremists who are driven by a perverted vision of Islam – a totalitarian ideology that hates freedom, rejects tolerance, and despises all dissent. And we have learned that their goal is to build a radical Islamic empire where women are prisoners in their homes, men are beaten for missing prayer meetings, and terrorists have a safe haven to plan and launch attacks on America and other civilized nations. The war against this enemy is more than a military conflict. It is the decisive ideological struggle of the 21st century, and the calling of our generation.
"Our Nation is being tested in a way that we have not been since the start of the Cold War. We saw what a handful of our enemies can do with box-cutters and plane tickets. We hear their threats to launch even more terrible attacks on our people. And we know that if they were able to get their hands on weapons of mass destruction, they would use them against us. We face an enemy determined to bring death and suffering into our homes. America did not ask for this war, and every American wishes it were over. So do I. But the war is not over – and it will not be over until either we or the extremists emerge victorious. If we do not defeat these enemies now, we will leave our children to face a Middle East overrun by terrorist states and radical dictators armed with nuclear weapons. We are in a war that will set the course for this new century – and determine the destiny of millions across the world.
"For America, 9/11 was more than a tragedy – it changed the way we look at the world. On September the 11th, we resolved that we would go on the offense against our enemies – and we would not distinguish between the terrorists and those who harbor or support them. So we helped drive the Taliban from power in Afghanistan. We put al-Qaeda on the run, and killed or captured most of those who planned the 9/11 attacks – including the man believed to be the mastermind, Khalid Sheik Mohammed. He and other suspected terrorists have been questioned by the Central Intelligence Agency – and they have provided valuable information that has helped stop attacks in America and across the world. Now these men have been transferred to Guantanamo Bay, so they can be held to account for their actions. Osama bin Laden and other terrorists are still in hiding. Our message to them is clear: No matter how long it takes, America will find you, and we will bring you to justice.
"On September the 11th, we learned that America must confront threats before they reach our shores – whether those threats come from terrorist networks or terrorist states. I am often asked why we are in Iraq when Saddam Hussein was not responsible for the 9/11 attacks. The answer is that the regime of Saddam Hussein was a clear threat. My Administration, the Congress, and the United Nations saw the threat – and after 9/11, Saddam’s regime posed a risk that the world could not afford to take. The world is safer because Saddam Hussein is no longer in power. And now the challenge is to help the Iraqi people build a democracy that fulfills the dreams of the nearly 12 million Iraqis who came out to vote in free elections last December.
"al-Qaeda and other extremists from across the world have come to Iraq to stop the rise of a free society in the heart of the Middle East. They have joined the remnants of Saddam’s regime and other armed groups to foment sectarian violence and drive us out. Our enemies in Iraq are tough and they are committed – but so are Iraqi and Coalition forces. We are adapting to stay ahead of the enemy – and we are carrying out a clear plan to ensure that a democratic Iraq succeeds.
"We are training Iraqi troops so they can defend their nation. We are helping Iraq’s unity government grow in strength and serve its people. We will not leave until this work is done. Whatever mistakes have been made in Iraq, the worst mistake would be to think that if we pulled out, the terrorists would leave us alone. They will not leave us alone. They will follow us. The safety of America depends on the outcome of the battle in the streets of Baghdad. Osama bin Laden calls this fight the Third World War – and he says that victory for the terrorists in Iraq will mean America’s “defeat and disgrace forever.” If we yield Iraq to men like bin Laden, our enemies will be emboldened ... they will gain a new safe haven ... and they will use Iraq’s resources to fuel their extremist movement. We will not allow this to happen. America will stay in the fight. Iraq will be a free nation, and a strong ally in the war on terror.
"We can be confident that our Coalition will succeed – because the Iraqi people have been steadfast in the face of unspeakable violence. And we can be confident in victory – because of the skill and resolve of America’s armed forces. Every one of our troops is a volunteer, and since the attacks of September the 11th, more than 1.6 million Americans have stepped forward to put on our Nation's uniform. In Iraq, Afghanistan, and other fronts in the war on terror, the men and women of our military are making great sacrifices to keep us safe. Some have suffered terrible injuries – and nearly 3,000 have given their lives. America cherishes their memory. We pray for their families. And we will never back down from the work they have begun.
"We also honor those who toil day and night to keep our homeland safe – and we are giving them the tools they need to protect our people. We have created the Department of Homeland Security … we have torn down the wall that kept law enforcement and intelligence from sharing information ... we have tightened security at our airports, seaports, and borders ... and we have created new programs to monitor enemy bank records and phone calls. Thanks to the hard work of our law enforcement and intelligence professionals, we have broken up terrorist cells in our midst, and saved American lives.
"Five years after 9/11, our enemies have not succeeded in launching another attack on our soil – but they have not been idle. al-Qaeda and those inspired by its hateful ideology have carried out terrorist attacks in more than two dozen nations. And just last month, they were foiled in a plot to blow up passenger planes headed for the United States. They remain determined to attack America and kill our citizens – and we are determined to stop them. We will continue to give the men and women who protect us every resource and legal authority they need to do their jobs.
"In the first days after the 9/11 attacks, I promised to use every element of national power to fight the terrorists wherever we find them. One of the strongest weapons in our arsenal is the power of freedom. The terrorists fear freedom as much as they do our firepower. They are thrown into panic at the sight of an old man pulling the election lever … girls enrolling in school … or families worshiping God in their own traditions. They know that given a choice, people will choose freedom over their extremist ideology. So their answer is to deny people this choice by raging against the forces of freedom and moderation. This struggle has been called a clash of civilizations. In truth, it is a struggle for civilization. We are fighting to maintain the way of life enjoyed by free nations. And we are fighting for the possibility that good and decent people across the Middle East can raise up societies based on freedom, and tolerance, and personal dignity.
"We are now in the early hours of this struggle between tyranny and freedom. Amid the violence, some question whether the people of the Middle East want their freedom – and whether the forces of moderation can prevail. For sixty years, these doubts guided our policies in the Middle East. And then, on a bright September morning, it became clear that the calm we saw in the Middle East was only a mirage. Years of pursuing stability to promote peace had left us with neither. So we changed our policies, and committed America’s influence in the world to advancing freedom and democracy as the great alternatives to repression and radicalism.
"With our help, the people of the Middle East are now stepping forward to claim their freedom. From Kabul to Baghdad to Beirut, there are brave men and women risking their lives each day for the same freedoms that we enjoy. And they have one question of us: Do we have the confidence to do in the Middle East what our fathers and grandfathers accomplished in Europe and Asia? By standing with democratic leaders and reformers, by giving voice to the hopes of decent men and women, we are offering a path away from radicalism. And we are enlisting the most powerful force for peace and moderation in the Middle East: The desire of millions to be free.
"Across the broader Middle East, the extremists are fighting to prevent such a future. Yet America has confronted evil before, and we have defeated it – sometimes at the cost of thousands of good men in a single battle. When Franklin Roosevelt vowed to defeat two enemies across two oceans, he could not have foreseen D-Day and Iwo Jima – but he would not have been surprised at the outcome. When Harry Truman promised American support for free peoples resisting Soviet aggression, he could not have foreseen the rise of the Berlin Wall – but he would not have been surprised to see it brought down. Throughout our history, America has seen liberty challenged – and every time, we have seen liberty triumph with sacrifice and determination.
"At the start of this young century, America looks to the day when the people of the Middle East leave the desert of despotism for the fertile gardens of liberty – and resume their rightful place in a world of peace and prosperity. We look to the day when the nations of that region recognize that their greatest resource is not the oil in the ground – but the talent and creativity of their people. We look to the day when moms and dads throughout the Middle East see a future of hope and opportunity for their children. And when that good day comes, the clouds of war will part … the appeal of radicalism will decline ... and we will leave our children with a better and safer world. On this solemn anniversary, we rededicate ourselves to this cause. Our Nation has endured trials – and we face a difficult road ahead. Winning this war will require the determined efforts of a unified country. So we must put aside our differences, and work together to meet the test that history has given us. We will defeat our enemies … we will protect our people ... and we will lead the 21st century into a shining age of human liberty.
"Earlier this year, I traveled to the United States Military Academy. I was there to deliver the commencement address to the first class to arrive at West Point after the attacks of September the 11th. That day I met a proud mom named RoseEllen Dowdell. She was there to watch her son Patrick accept his commission in the finest Army the world has ever known. A few weeks earlier, RoseEllen had watched her other son, James, graduate from the Fire Academy in New York City. On both these days, her thoughts turned to someone who was not there to share the moment: her husband, Kevin Dowdell. Kevin was one of the 343 firefighters who rushed to the burning towers of the World Trade Center on September the 11th – and never came home. His sons lost their father that day – but not the passion for service he instilled in them. Here is what RoseEllen says about her boys, 'As a mother, I cross my fingers and pray all the time for their safety – but as worried as I am, I am also proud – and I know their dad would be too.'
"Our Nation is blessed to have young Americans like these – and we will need them. Dangerous enemies have declared their intention to destroy our way of life. They are not the first to try – and their fate will be the same as those who tried before. 9/11 showed us why. The attacks were meant to bring us to our knees, and they did – but not in the way the terrorists intended. Americans united in prayer ... came to the aid of neighbors in need ... and resolved that our enemies would not have the last word. The spirit of our people is the source of America’s strength. And we go forward with trust in that spirit, confidence in our purpose – and faith in a loving God who made us to be free.
"Thank you, and may God bless you."

(I stole this transcript fair and square, in the manner of bloggers, from a post on Michelle Malkin's blog.)

11 September 2006

Quote for the day

As I've noted before:

"We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would harm us."
George Orwell
IX.XI
Sleep tight, but never forget...

A piece of history

Just like those of us who remember exactly where we were when JFK was shot, the events of 9.11 are permanently etched in the memories of everyone over the age of five.
Record your whereabouts on that day, as I have, here.

And if that didn't do it for you, you wretched excuse for a human being (and an American)



That's not debris, those are people jumping to their death, forced out the windows of the World Trade Center by what indescribable Hell of heat and smoke I cannot imagine...

Why? These faces are why


Photos of only some of the victims of 9.11
And, if that's not enough for you, these faces:

Orphans of 9.11; see here for more.

It would be tragic if it weren't so funny

The notorious prison, Abu Graib, has been handed over to Iraqi authorities.
Seems they miss us already:
Some of the small number of prisoners who remained in the jail after the Americans left said they had pleaded to go with their departing captors, rather than be left in the hands of Iraqi guards. "The Americans were better than the Iraqis. They treated us better," said Khalid Alaani, who was held on suspicion of involvement in Sunni terrorism.
Even in the thieves' section, prisoners were being treated badly. "Someone was shouting 'Please help us, we want the human rights officers, we want the Americans to come back'."


Bitter laughter has been heard emanating from the site of the World Trade Center, an outer ring of the Pentagon, and a field in western Pennsylvania...

Sergeant Pete on 9.11

One of my linked blogs, by Sgt. Pete Puebla of the Arizona National Guard, has this to say about his reaction on the morning of 9.11
He had the same sense of shock and grief we all did.
The difference is, he's now serving in Iraq.
I'm very proud of him, and all the other men and women protecting us around the world from the likes of those who decided that driving 767s into our buildings was a way to publicize their hatred of Americans.
Hoo-ah, as Sergeant Pete would say:

IX.XI and XII.VII

For those with extremely short memories, IX.XI is the Roman numeral date corresponding to 9.11, as in 2001.
For those with short memories, XII.VII is the Roman numeral date corresponding to 12.7, as in 1941.

There are parallels we should remember.

They both happened early in the morning.
They both involved aircraft.
They both involved large plumes of smoke.
They both killed about 3,000 Americans. (2,471 at Pearl Harbor and 3,030 on 9.11)
They both started a long and vicious war with an implacable enemy.

The XII.VII war lasted four years and the United States suffered 418,500 dead.
The IX.XI war has lasted five years and the United States has suffered more than 5,866 dead, including the 9.11 attack itself.

For the sake of comparison, let us remember that the United States suffered almost 3,000 dead at the Battle of Cold Harbor (in June of 1864) by lunchtime.

We need to come to terms with the fact that the IX.XI war is going to last a long time (which is why I call it the Thousand Year War) and cause more casualties.
Given that the war between Islamic jihadists and the United States began in 1785, we better start getting used to it...

IX.XI

1825 days ago, it was all over.
The second tower was down, and the dust was beginning to settle.
My ladyfriend and I were just getting off the ferry from Nantucket.
One of her children was working in lower Manhattan, the other near Pittsburgh, and she couldn't raise either of them on cellphone.
For us, it was a bad morning.
For 3,030 Americans, it was their last morning.
We had wonderful weather, in the Northeast; clear, almost no clouds, warm, dry. A beautiful fall day.
Too bad we couldn't really appreciate it.








Photo from 9/11 by Gedeon & Jules Naudet
I have, in the course of things, been reading many websites and blogs that attempt, in spite of Ockham's razor, to blame the loss of the four aircraft, the Twin Towers, and the Pentagon on any possible cause (including holograms, drones, and aliens) other than 19 Islamofascists and their America-hating enablers in al-Qaeda.
Given their tendency to over-analyze grainy video and ascribe dubious wonders therefrom, I would categorize them using the punchline from a great Irish joke: Are ye a total idiot, or is it just a trick of the light?
God (and a good plastic surgeon) help them if I ever get to have a face-to-fist discussion with one of them...

10 September 2006

Racist? Not me

Before anyone starts weighing in (oh, you want to, you want to) that I'm some sort of Idaho-based, Bible-thumping, red-of-neck racist motherfucker, allow me to insist (a good offense being the best defense) that I am no such thing.
Race has nothing to do with it. I've been to three continents, many countries, and over forty of the United States. I have friends who come from many places, who speak (or their grandparents do) many different languages, are many different colors, eat many different cuisines at home, and even worship many different gods. (Or, some say, One God in many different forms.)
So it's not race. It's fucking religion.

As I've said before, I am an a-theist; that is, one who lives without any particular God.
So I don't really give a damn which delusional structure you choose to call your own (ranked by their number of adherents, to minimize the offense taken by their practitioners, but I've never even heard of some of these delusional structures): Christianity: 2.1 billion, Islam: 1.3 billion, Secular-Nonreligious-Agnostic-Atheist: 1.1 billion, Hinduism: 900 million, Chinese traditional religion: 394 million, Buddhism: 376 million, primal-indigenous: 300 million, African Traditional & Diasporic: 100 million, Sikhism: 23 million, Juche: 19 million, Spiritualism: 15 million, Judaism: 14 million, Baha'i: 7 million, Jainism: 4.2 million, Shinto: 4 million, Cao Dai: 4 million, Zoroastrianism: 2.6 million, Tenrikyo: 2 million, Neo-Paganism: 1 million, Unitarian-Universalism: 800 thousand, Rastafarianism: 600 thousand, Scientology: 500 thousand.

(Given this list, the shade of Adolf Hitler is probably going: Fourteen million? So close, and yet so far... Okay, okay, that's not nice.)

Notice, however, that the Secular-Nonreligious-Agnostic-Atheist crowd is third on the list. Betcha wouldn't gave guessed that; me, either. Unfortunately, that number also includes a lot of dhimmis who think that this whole brouhaha with Islam is totally overblown...
(Note to Tom Cruise: do not send me email bitching about the measly last-place finish for Scientology. Take it up with them.)

On my good days, I would call myself a Zen Buddhist, and I do attempt to live by the precepts left behind by Buddha, who, contrary to the beliefs of many, was just a man not a god. (You will have noticed that there aren't any women at the head of any of the delusional structures above, unlike those men who had to insist that they are too God in order for you to take them, and their bullshit, seriously.)
On my bad days, however, as I've noted before, I belong to the Church of Superior Firepower, whose entire credo and catechism consists of walking up to people (carrying a large caliber handgun) and asking them Do you Believe? (As in, are your delusional structures contained in the above list?)
If they answer yes, then bang: off to whatever they Believe in, right then, right there. (The Hindus make it all too easy, of course, with that whole red dot thing... Okay, okay, that's not nice.)

But the problems of this world are largely, in my less-than-humble opinion, caused by people worrying far too much about the Next World, and I think they should all act on their own personal delusional structure and go there as rapidly as possible...

One ring to rule them all

Just like Mordor or the Borg, Islam has only one goal, total subjugation of everything that is not Islam.
Multiculturalism, the panacea of the liberals (read: dhimmis) for fifty years, fails in the face of a culture that only admits of a monoculture.
Remember, resistance is futile...

Which side are you on?

The Islamists, quoting the Q'uran, divide the world into two parts, Dar al-Islam and Dar al-Harb.

Dar al-Islam is the Zone of Islam (and please to remember the translation of Islam: Submission).
Dar al-Harb is the Zone of War.
Note that anything outside the Zone of Islam (Islamic states ruled under shari'a law) is a Zone of War, until it submits and becomes part of the Zone of Islam.

In any siege, the question is: are you shooting in or are you shooting out?
Which side of the line are you on?

Oh, great, now we can't enjoy that

Seems that British Muslim 'youth' has taken up paintball as a training ground for jihad...

Read it and weep

The Religion of Peace, a blog with perhaps a touch of sarcasm in its name, has a day-by-day listing of Islamic terror attacks, worldwide, since 9/11. While their posts list every attack, in frightening detail, the spread of the violence is displayed best by maps like this one:

He's dead, but his ideas live on

Alija Izetbegovic led Bosnia from 1990 to 2000 and died in 2003, hailed worldwide as a moderate Muslim leader. (See Jihad Watch for the details.)
While he lived, he espoused some serious notions, including "creating a great Islamic federation from Morocco to Indonesia, from tropical Africa to Central Asia".
Other of Izetbegovic's less-than-benevolent attitudes toward the West:
"The incompatibility of Islam and non-Islamic systems. There can be no peace or coexistence between the ‘Islamic faith’ and non-Islamic societies and political institutions."
"The Islamic movement should and must start taking over the power as soon as it is morally and numerically strong enough to not only overthrow the existing non-Islamic authority, but also to build up a new Islamic authority."
"Islam is not a nationality, it is above nationalities... He who rises against Islam will reap nothing but hate and resistance."

So, when the dhimmis try and convince you that just a little 'tolerance' will satisfy the Islamists, quote them chapter and verse from a real one...

09 September 2006

We didn't want your fucking ice cream, anyway

One sheikh's view of how to solve the problem of Americans being in Muslim countries:

"We cannot tolerate a crocodile in our bedroom," said Sheikh Omar Bakri. "U.S. forces in Muslim countries are crocodiles in our bedrooms. So we are not going to give them ice cream."

I've heard of a camel's nose under the tent, but this is the first time I knew about crocodiles...

The curse of ubiquitous technology


Kids these days.
I don't know which is scarier, the song itself (maybe an Al Yankovic parody, maybe not), or these guys having too much time on their hands...

First image

The first photos are in of the stingray that got Steve Irwin:













Sorry. Couldn't resist...
(It's all Wyatt Earp's fault anyway.)

Fits and starts

Every once in awhile you run across a proto-blogger, someone who started a blog, wrote some good stuff, but, alas, seems to have stopped posting. This guy, while exceedingly strange if his writing is anything to go by, should have kept at it (emphasis added for comic effect):

"I'm a SWM in a protracted custody battle with my ex over who gets to keep my balls. Any normal-ish decent looking ladies out there interested in fun and fireworks? If you’re not into drama, keep trolling, because I crave attention in a BIG way. Must be into talking about (and maybe even “accidentally” running into) the ex-girlfriend. Resemblance to the ex-girlfriend a plus, but what I’m really looking for is that crazy glimmer in your eye that suggests the potential need for a restraining order. Could you be the girl I’m looking for, and can I call you Mandy while we make love? Haunt me."

Lucid, literate, and life-threatening

This guy's rant about How the Feminist "War Against Boys" Paved the Way for Islam is worth reading, if only to get your blood pressure up before the first cup of coffee in the morning.
His take on radical feminism, Muslim immigration, and the 'pussification' of men will not win him many points in the Politically Correct rankings.
It may also earn him a fatwa or two from Islamofascists (and feminofascists) if he's not careful...

08 September 2006

All Bloody Cowards

Asswhipped By Clintonistas
Assembled By Committee
Another Boring Conjecture
Almost Believable Crap
Aired Before Congealed
Absolute Brain Control
Another Bad Creation
Avoid Bad Company
Automatic Brightness Control
Attacked By Clinton
Another Balkan Conspiracy
Alleviate Believability Corporation
Always Believe Clintons
Absolutely Bullshit Council
Already Been Consumed

Since it looks like ABC (formally known as the American Broadcasting Company) has not caved to the pressure from the Clinton crew and will run their microseries The Path to 9/11 on Sunday and Monday night, they won't need to change their acronym to any of the helpful list above.
But it will be interesting to see what they portray and what they don't portray. One thing they won't portray is the inability of even the NSA to do its work, given the funding of the Clinton administration and the Democrats in Congress, and the probability that our 'trusted allies' in the War on Terror, the Pakistanis, gave Osama bin Laden enough warning to escape the cruise missiles sent to kill him.

Not them, but what they believe

It saddens me to rant so much and so often about Muslims.
Stop laughing, it does.
When I was very young (or so it seems to me from where I am now), I spent a couple of sessions at a summer camp in Northern California.
My counselor one year was an Egyptian guy named Ali. As I dimly recall; it was about the time that Lawrence of Arabia was released, and I may have confused him with his look-alike (and namesake in the movie) Omar Sharif. He was, like Sharif, very good-looking, with that same flashing smile, and a really gentle, nice guy. The fact that his wife, our co-counselor, was a beautiful redhead (an Irish girl from the States he'd married in college) didn't hurt.
It came time for the camp talent show, and Ali asked us (a dozen snot-nosed suburban kids) if we'd be willing to portray an aspect of his culture.
Since it wasn't pederasty, we agreed. (Hey, you can look it up.)
So, the day comes and, outfitted in some hastily cobbled together versions of robes and keffiyehs, we (amid giggles from our fellow campers) line up, kneel, and prostrate ourselves.
How did it feel? No stupider than all the kneeling and genuflecting of the Catholic Mass I attended recently. (An Italian got married, and that's what they do. I went along for the booze and the food.)
Then we raggedly chanted (in our pidgin Arabic) "God is Great! There is but one God and Muhammad is his Prophet!"
That's the shahadah I talked about earlier, the first of the Five Pillars of Islam.
If, like the convert to Islam formerly known as Adam Pearlman (talk about your self-hating Jew!), saying that made me, if only for that moment, a Muslim, then the Islamofascists will now undoubtedly consider me an apostate.
Apostates, in Islam, are eligible for death as unbelievers. (Actually, worse than mere unbelievers. You see, we've given up the One True Faith, and allowing us to continue in our apostasy undermines the legitimacy of the whole delusional structure.)
I'm sorry that the seemingly loving and peaceful religion displayed to me by Ali has been hijacked by its wacko fundamentalist right-wing (sound familiar?) and become the hateful and death-ridden religion it is today.

Ali, if you're out there, I apologize.

The rest of you Islamofascist (and Christofascist) fucks out there, I got some forty Glock ammo here I need to burn up...

I see you

If you want to see what people will post about themselves when they think no one is looking, check out this considerably-more-than-Half-Naked page...

Right answer, wrong question

I live in the Philadelphia area (hey, fatwa boys, over here!), and used to work near the world headquarters of the Quakers, a church formally known as the Religious Society of Friends.
Thus it is common for me to see vehicles bearing a bumpersticker issued by the Quakers that reads:
War is not the answer.
To which I can only reply, very true. But what was the question?
If the question was "what's the recipe for an egg salad sandwich?" or "how many Quakers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" or even "can we ever achieve eternal peace?", I think they're right.
But if the question was "how do we keep Islamofascists (or any other religious wackos from that polygamist sect in Arizona to Pat Robertson) from killing us?", then I don't think they understand the problem.
Do I advocate open warfare on any Muslim, anyplace, any time? Not when I'm sober, and most times not even when I'm drunk.
Do I advocate the selective use of violence on certain Islamic fundamentalist wackos (as in "I don't know what happened, Abdul didn't show up for work today"), absolutely.

Remember, I advocated carpet bombing of Colorado City, not Mecca...

Uh, oh...

Given the "location of visitors to ricorant.blogspot.com in the last 24 hours" generated by my hit counter (shown below are just the ones from countries of excitable people), can a fatwa be far behind?

Getting to Rico

Comments, as ever, are always welcome.
But I've set up a Gmail account so that you can abuse me directly, if you need to.
It's in my profile.

One leads to another

My new favorite blog, The Doorman, led me to my newest favorite blog, Bated Breath.
Written by a woman, for once, and great stuff.
You should check it out, as they say...

07 September 2006

Half? Barely

Jeffrey Toobin, mimicking Hillary Clinton's famous charge against the enemies of her husband, called his book about the Clinton sex scandal A Vast Conspiracy. What, then, shall we call this decades-long scandal of the propaganda photos and images perpetrated by Reuters?

A half-vast conspiracy?

Because, thanks to the bloggers who caught them at it, the continuing Reuters charade is being done with no more cleverness or secrecy than was the Clinton mess...

Not a heartless monster, really

Just so you know I'm not always on the side of those with the big battalions*, check out this blog on recent police excesses.
It explicates what I've been saying for awhile, that we keep making the mistake of asking our police to act like soldiers and our army to act like policemen.
Neither are very good at the behavior of the others (see Waco, Bosnia, and Rwanda for examples), and often fuck up the very thing they're good at by behaving like their counterparts:

"The lesson here for we civilians is rather troubling: If you have the misfortune of being related to or an acquaintance of someone wanted on drug charges, it's perfectly acceptable for heavily-armed paramilitary police units to tear down your door and invade your home. And if, being innocent and all, and having no reason to think the police would invade your home -- you understandably mistake those raiding officers for criminal intruders, well, you deserve what you get. It's your fault.
Even if that means a body full of bullets, and a couple of weeks in intensive care."

*God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best."
Voltaire, Notebooks, vol. 2, 1745
I'm with Voltaire on this one...

It could happen

While we're decrying the terrible behavior of those mean, mean Israelis in invading the Hezbollah strongholds in southern Lebanon, let's look at a historical parallel.
Suppose the Mashantucket Pequot Indian (oops, Native American) nation, located in Connecticut, decided that they were mad at the folks down in New York City for that whole "selling Manhattan for twenty four bucks in beads" thing. No matter that their tribe has no connection to Manhattan for, after all, what the white man did to one Native American nation, he did to all Native American nations... Ignore, too, the fact that the Mashantucket Pequots are a small percentage of Connecticut's population, have a different ethnic background and religion, etc.
Now, let's suppose that the Mashantucket Pequots, with all of their casino money, get ahold of some serious military hardware.
Say, Katyusha rockets:








(Okay, okay, so it's 137 miles, not 40 kilometers. So they'd have to spend a little more and get the big Fajr-3 rockets, right?)
And they launch them against random targets in the New York City area. The Katyushas come down, of course, on equally random victims, like old women and schoolchildren. But those people are guilty, too, aren't they, of belonging to the Oppressive White Regime that took New York (and Connecticut, for that matter) away from its original owners?
So the government of New York complains to the guys up in Hartford, who respond "hey, we can't control those guys. They're a nation unto themselves and, besides, they spend more on weapons than we do."
So the New Yorkers complain to the Feds (like the UN in this analogy), who say "hey, they're a nation unto themselves and, besides, we'll look bad if we go in and try and stop their legitimate expression of their long-standing oppression".
How long do you think it would be before a bunch of these:








marked NYPD on the side, would go roaring north on I-95, shoving Connecticut State Trooper vehicles out of the way, in order to kill as many Mashantucket Pequots as it took to stop the rockets?

Of course, when videos start being released, by Reuters 'journalists' with Mashantucket Pequot-sounding names like Kenneth Jones and Charlene Butler, of ambulances shot up by the NYPD, I'm sure the MSM would be only too happy to publish them...

Hey, that was my idea!

A columnist for the New York Sun got it out in the MSM first, but I blogged the idea back in February:

"The West needs strategies conveying to the vast majority of the world's 1.2 billion Muslims that acquiescence to jihadists and their ideologies means a rupture with Western civilization. The consequences for this should be spelled out by withholding Western commerce, the Internet, arms, machinery, and know-how — all of which still represent the bulk of progress as we define it in today's world. Imagine a ban on weapons and technology, on Microsoft and IBM, on Boeing, Ilyushin transport planes, and Airbus spares."

Those of you old enough will remember the blockade of Cuba in 1961; we could, if we had the will, do the same thing again to all Islamic countries, this time to shorten the Thousand Year War...

So that's how he got away!

According to Thomas Powers, in his book Intelligence Wars, "the National Security Agency... has only one Pashto speaker, a problem solved by sending transcripts of intercepted communications to Pakistan for translation by the ISI (blognote: the Directorate for Inter-Services Intelligence is the Pakistani equivalent of the CIA), an organization with a long history of involvement with the Taliban and Osama bin Laden. Some intelligence officials even believe that it was the ISI who warned bin Laden to get out of Khost (Afghanistan) before American cruise missiles struck in August 1998 in retaliation for the embassy bombings."

Guess who was President in 1998, and whose party had, for five years, been controlling things like the NSA budget... (Hint: neither of the Bushes, nor the Republicans.)

(Just in case you think nothing changes, as little as twenty years ago the NSA was known in Washington as "No Such Agency", and its budget wasn't even revealed to Congress. Now it has its own website...)

I suspect that Pashto problem is a little 'oops' that won't be touted by Hillary when she runs for president...

Reuters neutered, again

It appears the ten-year-old "outrage", where Israeli gunships rocketed a clearly-marked Lebanese ambulance (a videotaped incident widely reported in the MSM, including one showing narrated by Brent Sadler on CNN) on 13 April 1996, was probably yet another misinformation campaign by Arab 'reporters' working for Reuters. (This one was shot by Reuters reporter Najla Abu Jahjah; interestingly, her name pops up in photos referenced in the Amnesty International report on "unlawful killings during Operation Grapes of Wrath", a pamphlet published by the Defense Committee of South and West Bekaa, the Jew Watch site, and the Human Rights Watch site.)

No internationally respected organization like Amnesty or Human Rights Watch would ever knowingly (I hope) base their reports on bogus propaganda photos or video. But it sure looks like they did. (The likes of Jew Watch and the DCSWB would do so happily.) It may require a full blogosphere investigation to disprove every Reuters-supplied video and photo shot since, say, 1945, but it'd be fun to watch...

The 1996 video has been dissected brilliantly here, but even an untrained eye has to start to see the similarities between this and the recent bogus ambulance and Q'ana videos, and the Photoshop'd images that even Reuters admitted were faked.

How anyone can take anything released by Reuters seriously after all this amazes me, but there are those who Believe, and won't be shaken from their beliefs by anything as ridiculous as reality...

Rocket Ride

This definitely clears up the whole "Hezbollah ambulance hit by Israeli missile" thing... (If you still think it was, you either have no sense of humor, twisted or otherwise, or no ability to detect bullshit. Whichever, seek professional assistance immediately.)


Dueling Guidos?

Every once in awhile you find a jewel in the rough.
Here's one, a blog by a New York City bouncer known as The Doorman. He has the right attitude:
"The one operative rule on this site has been this: when in doubt, criticize the living hell out of everyone. The one provision to this one operative rule has been this: when in further doubt, emphasize your point by repeatedly using various derivatives of the word fuck."

And anyone who can write this with a straight face, you gotta love 'em:

The problem with the do-it-yourself car wash is that it's infested with Guidos. The Guidos are there. They hang out in back, by the vacuums, taking up inordinate amounts of space for inordinate amounts of time. This is fine, because they're paying to be there, and they're working. Guidos work very hard on their cars. They spray and they wipe and they wipe and they spray and their brows are furrowed in concentration. I envy them. I wish I could maintain that kind of focus on getting my car clean, but after a while, my energy tends to dissipate. Unlike the Guidos, my resolve begins to fade. After twenty minutes or so, I'm thinking, 'I want to get out of here.'
The problem is, Guidos need a soundtrack. The problem is, Guidos turn their stereos up as loud as they'll go, tuned to New York's club music station, and pretend they're on the dance floor while they're polishing their rims. The problem is, two Guidos will be listening to the radio, while another is playing a CD.
What you have then are Dueling Guidos.
Guidos need this music backing them, so what you have , everywhere you go around here, is doom-chick-a-doom-doom-doom-chick-a-doom-doom... Culo!!!
Culo, Mami, Culo!!!
Everywhere, this "music." And what you want to do, when they're inflicting Culo, Mami, Culo! on you, is line them up, side by side, and bash their mutated fucking faces in with your fists until the brims of their hats face directly forward like they should. To hit them so hard that the resultant trickles of blood form streaks on their spray-tans. What you want to do is walk over and reach in and turn their radios off. And when they protest, what you want to do is rip their arms off and stick them up their asses.
Especially the fat ones. One of the Guidos at the do-it-yourself car wash was fat. He wore sunglasses and the brim of his hat was turned to the side. His car was an Acura, and it had a spoiler. This is a disease. This child has a disease, and what I wanted to do was beat it out of him. I wanted to be the antibiotic that treated his virus. Fuck him, man. Fuck these Big Pun wannabe dudes in their velour sweatsuits with their earrings and their hats pointing east and their unjustifiable arrogance. Fuck them all.
One word: conscription.

They don't call them Bridge & Tunnel people, for nothing. As The Doorman says: "Problems at nightclubs are caused by three things, and three things only: women, money and stupidity." And this shows the kind of shit bouncers get when they add alcohol to stupid people...

Quote for the day

"Our knowledge of the historical worth of certain religious doctrines increases our respect for them, but does not invalidate our proposal that they should cease to be put forward as the reasons for the precepts of civilization. On the contrary! Those historical residues have helped us to view religious teachings, as it were, as neurotic relics, and we may now argue that the time has probably come, as it does in an analytic treatment, for replacing the effects of repression by the results of the rational operation of the intellect."
Sigmund Freud, 1927

06 September 2006

Not too little federal money, but too much

My embedded reporter in New Orleans forwarded me a Fox News column that makes some very cogent, if politically incorrect, points, including this one:

"What Hurricane Katrina exposed was the psychological consequences of the welfare state. What we consider 'normal' behavior in an emergency is behavior that is normal for people who have values and take the responsibility to pursue and protect them. People with values respond to a disaster by fighting against it and doing whatever it takes to overcome the difficulties they face. They don't sit around and complain that the government hasn't taken care of them. And they don't use the chaos of a disaster as an opportunity to prey on their fellow men...
"People living in piles of their own trash, while petulantly complaining that other people aren't doing enough to take care of them and then shooting at those who come to rescue them. This is not just a description of the chaos at the Superdome. It is a perfect summary of the forty-year history of the welfare state and its public housing projects."

Ouch. And there's worse in the rest of the column. Read it if you're not easily offended by the truth...

Life lessons

Geez, another wonderful post from Waiter Rant, about a busy night in the restaurant:
"I silently chant the mantra Navy Seals use when training for close quarters combat, Fast is slow. Slow is fast. Watch your fields of fire, pick your targets, aim center mass, squeeze the trigger. The faster you go, the more mistakes you make. The more mistakes you make, the deeper in the shit you will be. Go slow. Try not to make mistakes. Be one with the battle yet transcend it. Float above the action, survey the scene, target immediate threats, and dispatch them with ruthless efficiency. It’s a good thing I’m armed only with a wine opener."

Good mantra. I'll have to remember that, next time...

Iraq as an episode of Star Trek

The Kobayashi Maru test is one where you're placed in a no-win situation. Once you commit, there's no getting out alive, and no way to even the odds.

I'm not saying that the Bush Administration should have known that invading Iraq was a no-win situation (though you'd think fucking about in other people's civil wars was a lesson we might have learned from earlier incursions in Nicaragua, Haiti, or even Vietnam), but they better be getting the idea by now.
While cutting and running won't work (the dissection of Iraq into its constituent pieces of western Iran, eastern Turkey, and northern Saudi Arabia wouldn't take long), the Iraqis are not going to learn to "just get along", from us or anyone else.
Is there a solution? Not really.
How long should we expect to be there?
Well, let's see, we first sent troops to Korea in 1950. They're still there.
We first sent Marines to Haiti in 1915. We've sent them back a couple of times, and probably will again. (Now there's a 'democracy building' effort that really worked...)
The famed Moro Insurrection, during which we fought suicidal Islamic warriors, is still perking along in the southern Phillippines over a century later.
Is there a clue here?

The Thousand Year War. Better get used to it...

Chastity? Isn't that a girl's name?

An earlier post on one of my favorite blogs, Waiter Rant, used the obviously antique phrase "chastity of the eyes" about his efforts to not look at a woman walking by his restaurant dressed only in a towel.
Curiosity made me look it up.
From the website of an expert in chastity, this: "To practice chastity there must be chastity of the eyes, chastity of the ears, chastity of thought, and chastity of desire."
The Waiter is a good (though lapsed) Catholic boy. (Actually, ex-seminarian; the worst.)
Me? No religion whatsoever. And guilty on all counts...

I had lunch recently with a friend of mine. She's half my age, near enough, and very beautiful. (Did I mention that she's beautiful? Really beautiful? Just checking.) Watching her eat, smile, laugh, and hug me goodbye helped me to understand why Hemingway called some of the women he slept with (or those he wanted to, which is the same thing, according to the experts) by the misnomer 'daughter'...

Coming soon to a flagpole near you

This is the flag of jihad. It's just like the traditional flag of Islam only in black, not green, to signify its use in a war. It contains the shahadah, the first of the Five Pillars of Islam: La allah illa Allah / Muhammed rasulu Allah, which translates as No deity but God (and) Muhammad (is) God's messenger. Pretty, as long as you don't know its meaning. Dangerous, if you've seen the recent video suggesting that Americans should all convert to Islam and thus pledge alligence to this flag.
So now, if you see someone parading through the streets (especially if they're in, say, the People's Republic of Berkeley) waving one, you have official permission to tear it out of their hands and burn it. (If the fool resists, hey, instant enemy combatant status...)

A grand!

Sometime around 2.45 this afternoon, my site counter clicked to this:





Amazing.
While absolutely nothing next to blogs like Puebla's (who linked to me, so I'm probably getting some of his traffic) and the LawDog's, let alone a serious blogger like Malkin, I am still stunned by the fact that more people have read my rants than all the other words I've written since my days as editor of the Graphics Journal.
I am humbled by your attention.
Well, literarily, anyway...

Vote early, vote often

There's only sixty days until the election for the next Texas governor. But that's enough time for all of you to move there, register, and vote for my man Kinky.

See here for why you should...

(Remember, as Kinky himself said, They ain't makin' Jews like Jesus any more and I don't know how many supporters I have, but they all carry guns.)

Photos of Noah



The guy shot his own face every day for six years. (So far.)
A brilliant piece of video self-history. Wish I'd done it.
(While a lot of work, if he'd stabilized the frames on his eyes it would have been even better...)

Crikey revisited

Seems Steve Irwin wasn't a total wanker, after all.
According to more recent reports, he went snorkeling in daylight to shoot a short segment for his daughter's new television show for kids. (Crikey! An eight-year-old with her own television show on Animal Planet. Wonder how long it too the Discovery Channel to sign up for that after she stamped her little foot...)
From an article in an Australian news site, "Irwin died Monday as he was shooting a program on the Great Barrier Reef. John Stainton, Irwin's manager and close friend, disclosed details of his death Tuesday. He said he had viewed video showing the TV star pulling the poisonous stingray barb from his chest. It shows that Steve came over the top of the ray and the tail came up and spiked him ... and he pulled it out, and the next minute he's gone, Stainton said. Queensland Police Superintendent Michael Keating said there was no evidence Irwin threatened or intimidated the stingray, a normally placid species that deploys its poisonous tail spines only as a defense."

Still, not surprising, given Irwin's rash behavior with even bigger and deadlier animals. I feel bad for his wife and kids. It would have been worse, of course, if they'd been on the boat with him...

According to the same site "the video was not released to the public". Want to bet how long before it's up on YouTube? I give it a day before the first parodies show up...

For the vertically challenged

I've been having an argument with my embedded reporter in New Orleans about the wisdom of spending tax money to rebuild a city below sea level.

So I am herewith officially proposing the Raise Up New Orleans bill to any politician who wants to take it up. (They can refer to it as RUNOLA...)
It consists of tax subsidies for one box of clean fill dirt per US citizen, to be mailed to the Corps of Engineers, NOLA.
A special series of stamps will be printed (featuring notable NOLA figures), subsidized by the Treasury, for mailing same.
Free boxes (single and family size), will be available from the Post Office, like the ones they did for eBay. (They've even created a Priority Mail Shoebox measuring 8 inches by 5 inches by 14 inches. It's self sealing and available "at no additional cost to Priority Mail shippers". That'd be perfect.)
The contents are to be dumped anywhere within the New Orleans metroplex, until it is all at least 10 feet above mean sea level.
I've done the math; one cubic foot apiece and we're done. (Don't wait for the government, send your box today.)

Now that is a good use of my tax dollar...

Quote for the day

"Time is the fire in which we burn."

It took Waiter Rant to remind me of Delmore. Damn, such a literate and literary blogger...

04 September 2006

Crikey!

Steve Irwin, the 'Crocodile Hunter', was shooting a segment for a series called Ocean's Deadliest when he was "stung in the chest by a stingray" in Northern Australia and died.
According to University of Queensland marine neuroscientist Shaun Collin, stingrays have a serrated, toxin-loaded barb, or spine, up to 25 centimeters (10 inches) long on top of their tails. The barb flexes reflexively if a ray is frightened, and a sting to a person is usually excruciatingly painful but not deadly. Collin said he suspected Irwin died because the barb pierced under his ribcage and stabbed directly into his heart. "It was extraordinarily bad luck. It's not easy to get spined by a stingray, and to be killed by one is very rare," Collin said.

While his overweening arrogance with wild animals (like his being in "total control" of the 13-foot crocodile he was feeding in 2004 with his one-month-old son Bob under his arm) may have gotten him in the end, I do wonder what the fuck they were doing shooting this at 2am.
Let's see, underwater, oh-dark-thirty in the morning, fifty miles offshore, hours from a hospital in Cairns and a thousand air miles from a major hospital in Darwin (which is already "back of beyond" anyway), fucking about with deadly sea animals... Wonder if anything could go wrong?
Stupid arrogant twit. Well, he died as he lived...

31 August 2006

Remote reader

If my reader in what appears to be close to what I'm sure is the booming metropolis of Nunalla, on the border of Manitoba and the Nunavut Territory (at least, according to the map on the GeoVisitors link), would post a comment with their info, I'd sure like to credit you as definitely the most remote point on the planet that's yet read my stuff. (Remote from what passes for civilization, not from me. There's someone in New Zealand who already has that distinction.)

On more than one day, too, by the look of it.
And it's probably not even snowing up there, yet...

Good night and good luck

What is the last thing those excitable people in Iran will see if they actually try to destroy Israel? (See above for details. Maybe we can think of it as the Mogen Schmuck, depending on your grasp of Yiddish.)

(The excitable people is my phrase for countries where large groups of people tend to gather in the streets, shout in unison, and wave their arms in the air about current events. In this country, we tend to limit that behavior to music concerts of the loud persuasion and major sporting events...)
If the originator of this image runs across this post, please let me know in the comments and I'll gladly credit you; I couldn't find any listing on the web for the photographer or Photoshop geek...
 

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