14 September 2006

While we're on the subject of child molesters

The modern-day Mohammad wanna-be, Warren Steed Jeffs (mugshot below), was taken into custody in Nevada by an alert State Trooper, along with his brother and one of his own seventy-some wives, Naomi.
Discovered in the fugitive's 2007 Cadillac Escalade (so much for the vow of poverty; sorry, that was Jesus) were "15 cell phones, walkie-talkies, a police scanner, laptop computers, several wigs, many pairs of sunglasses, three iPods, credit cards, at least $54,000 in cash, a Bible, and a duffel bag stuffed with unopened envelopes that may contain even more money".
In an almost Biblically-appropriate move, authorities in St. George, Utah are expected to house him in the Purgatory Jail, where he'll face two counts of rape as an accomplice.










Geez, except for the wigs and the Bible, that could almost have described the contents of my car...

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